Those who can, do. Those who can't...haiku!!
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Almost got hit by a car
On my way to work
Pay attention, you dumbass!
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Bubs snuggles with me in bed
Butt shoved in my face
Please don't fart, Bubs. Please don't fart.
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Oh, Mall of America
Your song calls my name
I assault you tomorrow.
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Neighbor uses leafblower
Early in the morn
May he get penis herpes.
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The deli dude flirts with me
Sorry guy, no go
I like men with ALL their teeth.
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Happy Friday, my little seven-five-seven pieces of farty goodness. Happy Friday.XO
14 comments:
Well done WM, well done. You can't see me, but I am sitting in the smokey darkness wearing a beret and snapping my fingers.
This may very well be the best blog post I've read all week.
Especially the bit about the penis herpes.
CRJ
Why the hate for dudes with missing teeth?
Hello Mamasan
Here's your Haiku...
Lady From Japan
She was tired and alone
Butterfly on Bell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ofaoLKPz7c
LOVE,
PRINCESS MARGARET
I snort in your general direction because this is all kinds of badass.
But isn't Haiku 5 7 5? You're all 7 5 7 .
And yes I had to Google because I just can't trust the old brain anymore and gawd I know rude right (what am I the Haiku police?)
WM- you're right! Oops. I guess that makes it even "badder" bad poetry.
Oh, by the way, I loved all of yours....
Sigh...she beat me to it.
I did this in Jr High:
Earth.
The planet explodes
And it's population
Explodes into space.
Word verification:
Whiled. Wow, a real word.
Glad you're okay...
Thanks for the chuckle...as always!
You say so much with so little.
And for you:
She brightens my day
She's my number one girlcrush
Whiskey Marie rocks
It's five seven five
but she wrote it without pants
it's why we love her
It's the best bad poetry I've read all year!
Word ver: pangled. I like it. It's kind of poetic
these are awesome!
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