Those who can, do. Those who can't...haiku!!
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Almost got hit by a car
On my way to work
Pay attention, you dumbass!
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Bubs snuggles with me in bed
Butt shoved in my face
Please don't fart, Bubs. Please don't fart.
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Oh, Mall of America
Your song calls my name
I assault you tomorrow.
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Neighbor uses leafblower
Early in the morn
May he get penis herpes.
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The deli dude flirts with me
Sorry guy, no go
I like men with ALL their teeth.
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Happy Friday, my little seven-five-seven pieces of farty goodness. Happy Friday.XO
