Friday, November 20, 2009

Zen and the art of bad poetry

Those who can, do.

Those who can't...haiku!!

Almost got hit by a car

On my way to work

Pay attention, you dumbass!


Bubs snuggles with me in bed

Butt shoved in my face

Please don't fart, Bubs. Please don't fart.


Oh, Mall of America

Your song calls my name

I assault you tomorrow.


Neighbor uses leafblower

Early in the morn

May he get penis herpes.


The deli dude flirts with me

Sorry guy, no go

I like men with ALL their teeth.


Happy Friday, my little seven-five-seven pieces of farty goodness. Happy Friday.



SkylersDad said...

Well done WM, well done. You can't see me, but I am sitting in the smokey darkness wearing a beret and snapping my fingers.

Cash Register Jockey said...

This may very well be the best blog post I've read all week.

Especially the bit about the penis herpes.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Why the hate for dudes with missing teeth?

Anonymous said...

Hello Mamasan

Here's your Haiku...

Lady From Japan
She was tired and alone
Butterfly on Bell


Stacey said...

I snort in your general direction because this is all kinds of badass.
But isn't Haiku 5 7 5? You're all 7 5 7 .

And yes I had to Google because I just can't trust the old brain anymore and gawd I know rude right (what am I the Haiku police?)

Whiskeymarie said...

WM- you're right! Oops. I guess that makes it even "badder" bad poetry.

T.J. said...

Oh, by the way, I loved all of yours....

T.J. said...

Sigh...she beat me to it.

I did this in Jr High:


The planet explodes

And it's population

Explodes into space.

Word verification:

Whiled. Wow, a real word.

Mariposa said...

Glad you're okay...

Thanks for the always!

domboy said...

You say so much with so little.

Kim said...

And for you:

She brightens my day
She's my number one girlcrush
Whiskey Marie rocks

Gwen said...

It's five seven five
but she wrote it without pants
it's why we love her

LegalMist said...

It's the best bad poetry I've read all year!

Word ver: pangled. I like it. It's kind of poetic

Freida Bee, MD said...

these are awesome!