Friday, June 26, 2009

Can hunchbacks wear heels?


A few quick notes before I start my very busy day:

*My 20-year reunion is tonight (yes, I'm going). The 15th was debaucherous, drunken, silly and ended somewhere around 3 in the morning- I wonder if old age has mellowed us? I guess I'll find out tonight- I'll take pictures, I promise. Hopefully nudity and/or fancy 80's-style dance moves will be involved. If my prom dress was anywhere near fitting me these days, you know I totally would have worn it. Maybe at the 30th.

*As of today, I am basically off from work until Aug. 20- go me! Sorry, I know that's gloating, but I can't help it. Lucky for you, this means I have nothing but time to do retarded things on my blog again.

*Sleeping with Bubs in the bed is ruining my back. The little dude is powerfully strong and able to push me into odd sleeping positions I didn't know even existed, like "the question mark" and "the vertebrae crusher". When I'm hunched over and addicted to painkillers, I can count on you guys to take care of me, right? Right?

*I'm pregnant.

Just kidding, I just ran out of interesting points. You should all know by now that my ovaries are angry and shriveled like raisins covered in hot sauce.

Happy Friday, my wrinkly and drunky little hunchbacks. Happy Friday.

XO

20 comments:

Jacquie said...

Have fun tonight! I'm in awe of anyone that is brave enough to go to high school reunions. Kinda like being in awe of reliving a root canal, but whatever...I'm looking forward to the drunky pictures!

diatribes and dish said...

But snuggling up to Bubs...totally worth it, right?

Have fun at the reunion!

Talk With No Thought said...

I love how reunions always end in a drunken mess, just like high school.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Mmmmmmm hot sauce covered ovaries.

WendyB said...

My ovaries aren't angry, but they're mildly annoyed.

Anonymous said...

Have a blast!

Patti

nanners said...

if my cousin is there, tell me how he looks these days. perhaps on my blog ;-)

Fancy Schmancy said...

If you're pregnant, I hope you can sue Bubbles for child support. I'm just sayin'.

kirby said...

You've got your Hammer pants and leg warmers, right?

T.J. said...

Hope the reunion was a blast.

My 20th was a 2-day event.

Oh, and none of that wimpy 3am crap either. I got home as the sun was coming up on the 3rd day.

That's just how I roll.

Kim said...

I missed my 20th two years ago due to being in the middle of moving out of state. Otherwise I would've totally gone since we had so much drunken debaucherous fun at my
10th.
I'm sure yours was amazing and I'm hoping you're still sleeping it off. I CAN'T WAIT to see the pictures!
My excitement over WM blog action completely overshadows my jealousy over your time off from work. In fact, I think you should quit work and just blog full-time.

Suze said...

When you finish with a night of drinking and dancing, you'll need the painkillers. I'll totally take care of you. Email me your SSN so that we can get the paperwork started :)

Distributorcap said...

wait till you go to your 30th.....

ugh

Luisa Perkins said...

Oh, I hope you had a good time. I had a surprisingly enjoyable experience at my own 20th.

John said...

Is that Ann & Nancy Wilson?!!! You were in Heart?!?

feisty said...

hoping to hear fun stories of the reunion. and please tell me you had WAY too many drinks! i need to live vicariously through someone....

Hulles said...

I hope you have fun! XOXO.

i am playing outside said...

thank god you're not pregnant. i thought you and i were going to have quite the mess on our hands.

dguzman said...

Wow, you scared me a little on that last one.

And you forgot to mention "pickled" in that part about your ovaries. Hello.

Landis said...

i already know how the reunion story ends. i found it slightly predictable, but enjoyable in a "sandra bullock romantic comedy" kind of way.

go see the proposal. i was pleasantly surprised.

oh, and did you know she hates the term "romantic comedy"? cause apparently every movie has an element of romance, so she finds that it minimizes a great comedy.

yep.