You can help me with my shopping list:-flour-sugar-salt-Monistat-breadmakerMonistat helps you grow yeast in your own kitchen doesn't it? I have a craving for sandwiches on fresh bread.I might be wrong on this whole bread baking process, I have no idea. Look, maybe just pick me up some Q-tips instead. Thanks in advance!
I'll take a zuchini, a slab of liver and a lawn chair
"Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?"Name the movie, win my heart.
wm; a stack of hundred dollar bills would truly be perfection! thanks, hon!mcgone; I want to answer sooo bad! but it's just TOO easy for me...ya know, being a Chicagoan and all! ;)
Psssht, groceries? You people have no imagination!I would like some pretty, fancy-pants beaded flip flops...something comfortable, please...in a size 8M.Also, a new bedroom set, and coordinating area rug. I trust your judgement. :)
I am good, got Simon Delivers coming for the second to last - or maybe last time.sighI could use a new pair of ballet flats...maybe something sparkly in size 7.5?
Uh... yeah! Get me... everything!
If you see some Dignity please get me some.That was way more depressing sounding then I meant it to be.
Hell yeah! The better question would be what NOT to buy. I could use some extra, good beer for this weekend (I just bought a case of Miller High Life light -- slumming it). I could also use every baby item in existence in preparation for November.
Jury duty pays pretty well!
Whiskey.Diet Coke.Vicodin.Strippers (no fake tits)Midgets.
I just need something to go with all the shoes I just bought.And goddammit WM - I thought you were taking a blog-cation?! Now I'm totally behind on my reading.
Darn it - you could've saved me a trip to Target. I just purchased Granny Panties (5 for $15!) and an XXL lightweight robe for the hospital. I swear to you - I look like a freakin' Goddess right now...
I need a microwave and a coffee maker. You can just drop them off at my parents' house in Plymouth. Thanks!
Yep, I could use some toilet paper.
A monkey. It can't bite, and must be potty trained.thanks!
Yes for sure, I need some spandex leopard print pants, some high top reeboks and tons of Aqua Net.
A bra that makes my boobs look like yours.
poo- I got flour, sugar...and I forgot the rest. And yes- Monistat is what you need to "bake bread", or more accurately- to NOT "bake bread".Zibbs- Dinner's at your house then? I love zucchini & liver hot dish. Yum. McGone- I don't like the Blues Brothers, but I'll gladly share a jar of the whiz with y'all. Melo- I had your stack o' bills, but then I accidentally spent it. I knew you'd understand. wafelenbak- Any reason to buy shoes and new furniture. Happy to oblige. mommy- I could start mailing you my leftovers, if that helps. Brillig- I got you two puppies, a parakeet and a monkey- I figured you have nothing but time these days. ;)Surviving- I would get some for you, but as I've never had any I wouldn't know what I was looking for. Don't they sell that on Amazon? sornie- I bought cheap wine- will that do?cdp- yeah, that $20/day is burning a hole in my pocket. gretta- I'll get you a black market baby. I hear they go with everything, darling. CC Barfly- I think this is a list I can manage- but if I score some vicodin you KNOW I'm keeping it for myself. Ask nice and maybe I'll share. lollie- I think you're confused. This isn't a porn blog, you dirty, dirty bird! Mmmm...granny panties. I Sass- If you don't mind a 12 year-old Oster coffeemaker and a microwave that may or may not work, then they're all yours! Just let me know where to drop them off...gbuns- There you go again, livin' it up. WooHoo! Want some paper towels too? How about kleenex? I hope you won't be disappointed that I bought you a sparkly g-string instead. perfectly shelly- I bought us matching non-biting monkeys at the monkey store. I get "Mr. Spittles" and you get "Lil' Miss Shitthrower"Fun!WM- I get them, but only if you sign the form that states that you will wear them, photograph yourself wearing them, and post said picture on you blog. maurey- What? With all of that Vic's Secret stuff you buy you're telling me that they don't have one called "Whiskey's awesome boobs bra?" Dang. I'm writing a letter- this is a travesty.
Just get yourself one ticket to STL and then drinks are on me.
Get me a six pack of some lemony beer.
I'd like some Kool Aid and pretzels. It just seems like one of the days.
A big mac please. And maybe some cake.Thanks.
Um ya, I need a new dress for a wedding in 2 1/2 weeks... I simply dread the process of dressing rooms and the trying on of clothes... Too big, too tight, ugly, shlumpy, ick and no way. Can you locate something for me in a size 16 that'll make me look like a size 6?Thanks, you're a doll!
Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!!I thought I....Moe...was supposed to get YOU a cocktail!?!?!
I would like some cherry Kool Aid please. And a great comfy rug for my living room. Thanks.
Is that what Internet money looks like?
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