Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Monkeypox, schmonkeypox.

Dear whomever bothers to stop in anymore:

I know you're tired of hearing how annoyingly busy I am at work and why I've seemingly abandoned you, so hows about we pretend that I am off battling the Monkey Warrior Tribes of Eastern Estonia? I am Captain Whiskeymarie of Wussy Infantry #459. We carry q-tips as weapons, and use banana muffins, chocolate-covered bananas and banana pudding as bait. So far we haven't any prisoners, but we've all gained 5 pounds.

Wish us luck.

Yours in battle,
WM

22 comments:

i am playing outside said...

If its a snack battle you want, a snack battle you'll get! *removes apple from arrow and dips it in caramel*

Devilham said...

Or you can do what I did and drop off the face of the blogoverse (Blagoyavich?) with nary an explenation. It's sooo mysterious!

Mommy Lisa said...

Mystery is a good thing.

Tanya said...

Was ready to type a great comment, then cat started kneading THAT spot on my thigh. Yoiks!

Still checking in daily, one crazy lady to another.

Glori B.

Imnotbenny said...

I KNOW that I know you from somewhere...

SkylersDad said...

(in my best Glenn Close voice...)

I WON'T be ignored!!

Actually, we will take whatever time you have to give us, because we are all special like that.

EmBee said...

I'm right behind you with my q-tip and a bag of those hideously awful banana flavored orange peanuts (ewwww makes me gag just to think of those things.)

John said...

It's not you hon, you have as much "Captain" in you as you always have (I've seen you in the commercials). It's that bitch whore Facebook, what with all her "look at me!, look at me! ...NO, LOOK at ME!! Stepping out of her Ferrari in her red mini and no panties for lowlife paparazzi. I shall join you in throwing banana stuff at her! Her mother was a hamster, and her father smelled of elderberries!

Dr Zibbs said...

...happily - I'm losing weight. Because I'm back on my adderal.

TheHermanator said...

John, Loved that comment !, especially that last sentence ! ??

Professor Chaos said...

Give 'em hell! Damn Dirty Apes!

WM said...

This time I will post comments sober. Oh you didn't know I was drunkie last time. Well good I came out sounding more coherent then I thought.
Ahem, I am one with you in your busy-osity. Everyday it is all I can do to put on pants.

Thinking of you and hoping it subsides for us both..sometime before the next millenium.

Gwen said...

I'm not really here leaving this comment; I'm with you, baiting monkeys with banana runts. It took a long time to separate the banana ones from the other flavors but we did it.

Yes, we can!

WendyB said...

Are you bluffin' with your muffin?

SonjaB said...

Good luck..how goes the battle?

Lockwood said...

This made me think of you. Can't say why, for sure, but it might be something to do with the repeated "Here, have some wine" statements...

gorillabuns said...

Hell, i've gained triple that and more!

my weight makes the baby jesus weep sad tears...

Greg said...

Now THAT'S a cheeky monkey ;-)

domboy said...

Right or wrong, I'll still kill for you and your cause.

180|360 said...

Good thinking! Next time I'll blame the monkeys, too.

Aunt Snow said...

Can I join you? That monkey looks a lot less trouble than my most recent client.

Anonymous said...

Aaww....
Oh where, oh where, has my Whiskeymarie gone? Oh where, oh where, could she be? With her blog cut short and her absence so long,
Oh where, oh where could she be?!
There. I made an ass out of myself in cyber comment world just for you.
Missin' ya in MN. - Renata1967