Friday, August 21, 2009

Really, isn't there always room for gelatanized onions?

Sorry to leave yet another picture of a bloody finger on the last post, but you should know by now that I simply can't let a photo opportunity like that pass me by.

How about something to cleanse your palate, much like a lovely scoop of lavender sorbet between the caviar and foie gras courses, or a healthy swig of Boone's Farm Strawberry Fields between the Bologna and Twinkie courses.

I made you a lovely jello mold- grab a spoon and dig in!

Bon Appetit!

14 comments:

diatribes and dish said...

Gross. Is that from the 1970s Weight Watchers Cookbook?

Gwen said...

That thing is NASTY! Put the bloody finger back up, please.

(Also, have you made up your mind about that thing we were talking about yesterday? Huh? Huh? Have ya?)

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

If you made that for me I'd have to kill you. I'm just sayin'.

Imnotbenny said...

What the fuck? Is that peas and carrots in there?

I would kick even my Grandma's ass if she brought this to the table.

Imnotbenny said...

You know what goes really great with jello?

Onions.

Once again, even Grandma.

Some Guy said...

It looks like peas and corn nibblets to me. And maybe bacon fat?

WendyB said...

My dog threw that up once.

Stacey said...

That's what I'd serve at parties...if I really didn't like my guests

Bubs said...

Mmmmm. I think that would be even more delicious surrounded, crown-rib-roast style, by a ring of Vienna Sausages.

BallerinaToes said...

Let's talk about the Boone's Farm for a minute...there was a time in my life that Strawberry Hill was my favorite! If I remember correctly, you can get almost a full bottle into a big gulp cup. Stick the straw in and you are set for the night. Classay! Good times.

180|360 said...

If there hadn't been a photo accompanying this post, I would've sworn that you were the first person to use the words, Gelatinized Onions.

SkylersDad said...

In the "cleanse your palate" scenarios, I am afraid I lean much more towards the later one...

Anonymous said...

Ahh, Boone's Farm Strawberry Fields. Brings me back to the nights of playing strip poker. We either had Boone's Farm or Mad Dog 20 20. Major hangovers the next day.

By the way, the jello mold is gross!!

Patti

PS How is the house remodel coming?

EmBee said...

Um, that looks just like that stuff my dog hacked up last week... It's okay though, I got it up with a dust pan and paper towels... So, do you need to borrow my dustpan?