Dear person that found my blog by Googling
"Blue Waffle Vagina":
I'll give you the waffle, but you're gonna have to work a little harder for the other one. And just a hint- wine, flowers and Doritos go a long way in my world, sweetie.
Sincerely yours,
Whiskeymarie
21 comments:
Hilarious
I have cheese and pudding.
Awesome!
Okay, I guess I have to come clean. I've developed this strange blue rash-type thing and considering you usually have all the answers, I took a chance.
Maybe it's like blue ball but with a vagina.
Yeah. That's probably it.
Actually, Blue Waffle Vagina is this beautiful new vacation spot. What... you haven't heard of it?
I think that's what they were really trying to find.
But it's good that they found you. You might be equally as fun.
(oh wait that might have have been Virginia...and not Vagina...I'm easily confused)
Oops signed in with the wrong account. There now everyone can see me in my avatar-y glory.
Now that's funny! I had no idea waffles came in blue or vagina's for that matter!
Happy Monday!
- Jennifer
It sounds so exotic. I'm off to register bluewafflevagina.blogspot.com... I hope I'm not too late!
Well, a blue waffle vagina certainly sounds like something Sofia Coppola would create.
(She wrote and directed Lost In Translation, the movie.)
Man, I have to say, "blue waffle vagina" sounds absolutely delicious.
Don't sell yourself short, throw in some demands for monkeys or something.
Yeah it's really strange to see how people end up on your site. I wrote a post about a breastfeeding documentary so I get the lactating fetish googlers.
I have Blue Waffle Vagina's first album.
It's not very good.
Goddam! You caught me.
You know (and yes, I am the churchy one) - I often have an outburst and say things like "Jesus H. Christ on a waffle."
Which now may become "Jesus H. Christ on a blue vagina waffle!"
only if they are going to make the waffles....
That's a good one.
ps the caramels rawwwked thank you so much t.
And what exactly are you referring when you say work a little harder???
Man, a vagina that makes blue waffles? Some people just want absolutely everything don't they!?
now i just need to figure out the flavour of Doritos and i'm all set...
We named the new band "Dirty Girl"... I wish this post would have been more timely. The thought of Blue Waffle Vagina emblazoned on t-shirts makes me weepy.
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