Rescued from the hellfires of Missouri (sorry, Gwen!) and shuttled into my Minnesota arms, only to be forever tormented by both his past as well as his disturbingly "enthusiastic" adoptive mother. I mean, it's bad enough that I make the poor boy wear t-shirts and sweaters and force him to make out with me on occasion (no tongue!):
He asked me to post the offending pics, in an effort to diminish their power. He's already lost a plum supporting role on the upcoming "Law and Order: Doggy Deputies" franchise due to this scandal, and he just wants to put the matter to rest and move on.
So here you are (hopefully Blogger won't take offense to the offensive nature of the photos):
But seriously- if Bubs ain't the sexiest canine in a shiny thong, who is? I for one don't think he has a thing to be embarrassed about, but you know how those uptight Hollywood bitches be, yo.