Anyway, I'm here today to offer you, her friends, a special pre-sale on her DEBUT ALBUM! - CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG.
You'll get these hits:
- Diggin’ For Gold
- I Fell From Heaven
- Head at My Place, Tail at Yours
- Eighty Million Bucks and He’s Almost Dead
- Melt Your Ice Cream
- Let's Go Upstairs and Talk
- Ashton, Oh Ashton
- Making You Bitches Look Really Bad
- Are You Really That Tall, or Just Sitting on Your Wallet
- I'm Heartbreaker, Nice to Meetcha, Stupid
- Fifty Bucks Says I Turn You Down
- Record Tonight, Viral Tomorrow
Order today and save! Only $99.99! Enter the special coupon code: MONEY. Or DIAMONDS. Or DIESUCKERDIE. Any of those will work. Not valid with any other offer.
Hurry, offer ends May 4th, 2011.
Marie Cougar Mellencamp® is a ROCK STAR.
Love, John ... and...
I totally forgot about recording this! Must have been the whiskey...
I can't wait to perform tracks #3 and #7 for y'all with my backup dancers!! And lion tamers! And shooting flames in the background! And nudity!!!
and the All Monkey band??
Hey, you're not pushing 40...
you're pulling 30.
$99.99 is pretty steep. Can I trade you this dead possum for a copy?
What about this dead possum aaaaaand . . . *looks around* . . .*points* that dirty sock?
Get back to me quick 'cuz that possum will be stew soon.
I'm turning fifty this year. What's a cougar plus ten?
If I order right now, will you throw in your additional hit "I can't get over you so you'll have to get up and answer the phone yourself"?
You definitely don't look like you are approaching 40.
Oh anonymous- If I could make out with you right now I totally would.
I think if you go to your local cosmetic counter at Walgreen's and show them your I.D. on your 40th birthday, they will give you a free sample of any Oil of Old Lady product. Just KIDDIN'!!
You are still "PHAT" (Pretty-Hawt-And-Tempting!). Plus, didn't you know - 40 is the new 30; so going by that, you still pass for 27 in my opinion!
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