Cat's In The Cradle (For 19 More Days)

Hi, this is John, Whiskeymarie's friend, agent. lawyer, and manager. I've hijacked her blog once before to offer a ransom for her safe return, as she had gone missing for quite some time. Thankfully, she returned herself from that little hiatus, though not altogether unharmed. It seems that she likes to perform her own stunts from time to time, and, well, when she insists on rolling out of a car doing 60 like she's Mannix or something, it doesn't always end well.

Anyway, I'm here today to offer you, her friends, a special pre-sale on her DEBUT ALBUM! - CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG.

You'll get these hits:

1. Diggin’ For Gold
2. I Fell From Heaven
3. Head at My Place, Tail at Yours
4. Eighty Million Bucks and He’s Almost Dead
5. Melt Your Ice Cream
6. Let's Go Upstairs and Talk
7. Ashton, Oh Ashton
8. Making You Bitches Look Really Bad
9. Are You Really That Tall, or Just Sitting on Your Wallet
10. I'm Heartbreaker, Nice to Meetcha, Stupid
11. Fifty Bucks Says I Turn You Down
12. Record Tonight, Viral Tomorrow

Order today and save! Only $99.99! Enter the special coupon code: MONEY. Or DIAMONDS. Or DIESUCKERDIE. Any of those will work. Not valid with any other offer.

Hurry, offer ends May 4th, 2011.

Marie Cougar Mellencamp® is a ROCK STAR.

Love, John ... and...