Hi. I am not Whiskeymarie. My name is Septic Headed Peeface. The world renowned Whiskeymarie VonPartypants blog is now under my absolute control. She has abandoned you. Abandoned you. Abandoned you. For the sum of $802 and 11 cents, I will… I mean, she will…, no, YOU will… umm…
Aw, fuck it.
I’m totally not worthy of the mantle of responsibility here.
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