Friday, January 21, 2011
East bound and down, loaded up and frozen.
Since I'm here, and since it is almost 2 years to the day, and since this weekend is going to be equally frigid as I experienced 2 years ago, I am going to repeat a project that I completed for y'all in 2008.
Back in the other winter of my malcontent- January aught-eight, to be exact, I gave you all the opportunity to dictate what I would be doing over the weekend. Oddly enough, I have this same weekend wide open with little to do other than increase my codependency with my dog and occasionally pluck random hairs as they pop up. I thought that this was a rousing success last time, and I'm willing to do it again if you guys can think of things that you want me to do, providing that they won't get me arrested or end with me waking up in a foreign country pantsless and bald.
I will do as many as I feasibly can, and I will document each event in photographic/video form for your amusement. Hell- you deserve it, what with me wandering off after sparkly things and unicorns only to come back more than a month later, disoriented and mumbling...again.
Somewhere in the greater St. Paul/Minneapolis area that you want me to visit? Something you'd like me to cook? Snotcicles you'd like me to photograph (um, hello- it's -11 degrees out right now)?
If I can do it in the time allotted, thy shall be done. I am your monkey, and I shall dance.
I missed you, internets. Life is so much more boring without the special brand of stupidity and shamelessness known as Whiskeymarie VonPartypants. Let's get that bitch jump-started and kick her in her ample (but lovely) ass.
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Saturday late afternoon/early evening - a cocktail with meeee at W.A. Frost & Co.!
We can photograph our snotcicles while we're there.
Make a replica of me (life-size poster board cut-out, dressed up ventriloquist dummy, voodoo doll, pencil drawing on a 3x5 card, whatever) and take it with you on all of your Tundra Weekend adventures.
I will require proof of my replicated existence.
be here! HERE! it's so boring but there is always plenty of alcohol.
Eat a full rack of ribs while wearing a world war two-era Belgian army helmet and drinking beer from the largest glass you can find. Finish the meal with a fine cigar. Toast yourself for doing what I do every weekend.
"Life is so much more boring without the special brand of stupidity and shamelessness known as Whiskeymarie VonPartypants."
Damn straight! Okay, so for your 40-something days of reckless internets abandonment, my request...nay, my COMMAND of you is that you go and purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, completely nekkid of course, just like Appolonia did for her evil master. I'll expect full photo/video documentation, of course.
Don't make me come back here.
P.S. *love* : )
P.P.S. - what's up with your fuzzy banner? You know I only do fuzzy math, not fuzzy work.
So, if I said, "Challenge the 'Meet Your Maker' @ Burger Jones" you would?
Word ver - givvicar? Is this a carjacking? Damn you sneaky minx!
Go to the Farmers Market with the Lovely Michael G and snarl at the strollers.
I am in need of a most fantastic vegetarian dish for my Hindu themed wine pairing fete next weekend. Research and email recipe. If you can include the wine pairing as well, all the better!
What ever you do, do it in a Fez.
Go to the Old Navy 50% off clearance sale and photograph yourself in a all clearance ensemble worthy of a hobo hoe-down. :)
Photograph yourself with a sign that says Sky-Dad is my favorite stalker.
I just want to see you plant a big red lipstick kiss on the photo of your choice.
Um, do the hammer dance while wearing a Stacey is my homegurl shirt.
Find me a ridiculously healthy and delishus entree that I will love so much I want to make out with it. Oh and it must be easy to make because I don't get home until o'dark thirty.
Dress your dogs up in frilly things and teach them how to ballroom dance.
That's all I got.
Oh yes...please and thank you
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