Friday, January 21, 2011
East bound and down, loaded up and frozen.
Since I'm here, and since it is almost 2 years to the day, and since this weekend is going to be equally frigid as I experienced 2 years ago, I am going to repeat a project that I completed for y'all in 2008.
Back in the other winter of my malcontent- January aught-eight, to be exact, I gave you all the opportunity to dictate what I would be doing over the weekend. Oddly enough, I have this same weekend wide open with little to do other than increase my codependency with my dog and occasionally pluck random hairs as they pop up. I thought that this was a rousing success last time, and I'm willing to do it again if you guys can think of things that you want me to do, providing that they won't get me arrested or end with me waking up in a foreign country pantsless and bald.
I will do as many as I feasibly can, and I will document each event in photographic/video form for your amusement. Hell- you deserve it, what with me wandering off after sparkly things and unicorns only to come back more than a month later, disoriented and mumbling...again.
Somewhere in the greater St. Paul/Minneapolis area that you want me to visit? Something you'd like me to cook? Snotcicles you'd like me to photograph (um, hello- it's -11 degrees out right now)?
If I can do it in the time allotted, thy shall be done. I am your monkey, and I shall dance.
I missed you, internets. Life is so much more boring without the special brand of stupidity and shamelessness known as Whiskeymarie VonPartypants. Let's get that bitch jump-started and kick her in her ample (but lovely) ass.