Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Whiskeymarie is AWOL! (Awesome With Out Leave)

Hi. I am not Whiskeymarie. My name is Septic Headed Peeface. The world renowned Whiskeymarie VonPartypants blog is now under my absolute control. She has abandoned you. Abandoned you. Abandoned you. For the sum of $802 and 11 cents, I will… I mean, she will…, no, YOU will… umm…

Aw, fuck it.

I’m totally not worthy of the mantle of responsibility here.

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11 comments:

H said...

Hysterical. I love it. I'll pay your reeward, let's get a drink!

Johnson said...

I worry most about the little Captain. Hope he's OK.

Ricky Shambles said...

If Freedom costs a buck-oh-five, then your ransom is worth almost 764 freedoms. Though I'm not versed in combining and/or dividing freedoms, just know everyone owes $1.05. So maybe you need 764 people to chip in their buck oh five and you're free?

Doan worries, Ms. Marie. We'll fig *hic* ure it up. Shouldn't've left that booze in yer last post. Where'd I put my gun?

Mnmom said...

But aren't you surprised we are all still here?? Just waiting on yer every word Miss VonPartyPants.

Septic H. Peeface said...

Ha HAH, Ricky Shambles! I just raised the reeward to nine HUNDRED DOLLERRRZZ! Put that in your freakin' calculator and smoke it!

What's that? ... it should say "ransom" instead of "reeward?"

GODDDF*******KIN'DAMMITTT!!

Get that thing back to the printer before it gets all over the internets! I don't have 900 freakin' dollerrz! I'm surrounded by incompetence! Where did I put my layyyzzzer?

Scope said...

JuiceBox!

We were just talking about you this weekend. I'll get around to posting it soon, but let's just say, someone stepped up to the plate and let it all hang out in her rookie appearance this year.

Karen said...

REEWARD! Nice. Missed you.

kirby said...

What ever. At least now I know that little dog of yours hasn't been eating your remains on toast points these last few weeks.

Danger Boy said...

Come back to us...

Stacey said...

I will totally cute Peeface Mcwhatever if he doesn't give you back.

Gwen said...

I'm pretty sure the "A" in "AWOL" stands for "Ambulatory."

Just sayin'.