Thursday, May 24, 2012

Achoo, Achoo, Haiku!

Dog pukes on the bed
So much for sleeping in late
It smells like turkey


Guy drives by slowly
"Nice puppies" he says to me
I think he means boobs


Twins game on Friday
Is that football or baseball?
At least we'll have beer


Raw rhubarb, so tart
So crisp, don't eat too much though
It gives you the poops



4 comments:

Mommy Lisa said...

I love Haiku. And rhubarb.

Scope said...

He surely meant boobs
I have seen your puppies live
Hungry for melons?

SkylersDad said...

Bravo! (standing and applauding your mad Haiku skills...)

and boobs.

Dr Zibbs said...

Very honorable post.