I tried on my candy-apple red leather "party pants" today. They hadn't gone on without some wrasslin' up til' now. Yes, I've been working out & eating foods that DON'T contain cheese, however repugnant they may be.
Who can live without cheese? Assholes, I tell you.
Well, they not only fit, but I've got me some room in there.
Where did my ass go?
I think I miss it, but I love my party pants more.
Asses are forever, party pants... not so much.