Friday, January 12, 2007

Ahh, booty. Your absence is duly noted.

I tried on my candy-apple red leather "party pants" today. They hadn't gone on without some wrasslin' up til' now. Yes, I've been working out & eating foods that DON'T contain cheese, however repugnant they may be.
Who can live without cheese? Assholes, I tell you.

Well, they not only fit, but I've got me some room in there.
Where did my ass go?
I think I miss it, but I love my party pants more.
Asses are forever, party pants... not so much.

1 comment:

John said...

Dear Miss Whiskey Marie,

Congratulations on your new blog! I just found it and I wanted to be your VERY FIRST COMMENTOR! : ) Judging from your first post, I'd say you're a wild one. I'll bet you look damn good in red leather party pants. Yup, I'll just BET you do. : ) Well, just wanted to stop by and say hello, and request that you post pictures of your toes on your new blog. I like toes, and I'll bet you're got really sexy ones.

In closing, I'd just like to say...

Who loves you more than me, Whiskey Marie?

NOBODY. That's who. : ))

Your new friend,