Comments on Whiskeymarie: I didn't post the "less than sane post", and that ...

Have you ever been near a store called "Hollister ...

2008-07-23T14:15:00.000-05:00

Have you ever been near a store called "Hollister Co."? That will explain the smell of teenagers.

Yucky.

My feet are size 10.5. You can totally trust me!

2008-07-22T14:37:00.000-05:00

My feet are size 10.5. You can totally trust me!

Given your immense creativity I suspect you could ...

2008-07-22T10:07:00.000-05:00

Given your immense creativity I suspect you could do something with all of these but I'm a fan of "Ask A Truckstop Hooker" and "Laundry Day Fashion Show."

My question for "Ask A Truckstop Hooker":

Do you expect your johns to buy breakfast after services have been purchased and rendered? Or do you just move on to the next mark on an empty stomach?

Are you crazy? Laundry Day Fashion show and Ask a...

2008-07-22T01:05:00.000-05:00

Are you crazy? Laundry Day Fashion show and Ask a Truck Stop Hooker in your hands look like blog gold to me. Don't make me beg you to do them because damn it, I will.

I sure hope I don't miss the "Ask a Truck Stop Hoo...

2008-07-21T18:08:00.000-05:00

I sure hope I don't miss the "Ask a Truck Stop Hooker" post and FYI darlin we call em Lot Lizards.

I'm with 'surviving myself' - I definitely vote th...

2008-07-21T14:29:00.000-05:00

I'm with 'surviving myself' - I definitely vote the boobs and panties one (no kidding, you've got us down to a T).

Ha ha ha! Nice one list...and I will try to rememb...

2008-07-21T12:54:00.000-05:00

Ha ha ha! Nice one list...and I will try to remember, it could have been worst...LOL

Thanks. I will be stealing some of these ideas.

2008-07-21T12:43:00.000-05:00

Thanks. I will be stealing some of these ideas.

I can't believe that you actually wrote the words ...

2008-07-21T11:57:00.000-05:00

I can't believe that you actually wrote the words "blogging naked," "panties", "boobs", and "hookers" and John hasn't commented yet. I imagine that the second you pressed Publish that his head exploded with the force of the phychic/sexual internetty vibes emmanating from your post. John, where are you? Are you hurt?

Did you say something about panties and boobs?

2008-07-21T10:35:00.000-05:00

Did you say something about panties and boobs?

You should ABSOLUTELY do Ask a Truck Stop Hooker (...

2008-07-21T08:52:00.000-05:00

You should ABSOLUTELY do Ask a Truck Stop Hooker (which should be a recurring feature) and the purse collection.

and for the record: I'm 5'5' and a delicate 125 p...

2008-07-21T01:22:00.000-05:00

and for the record: I'm 5'5' and a delicate 125 pounds -- but my footsies or nine WIDE, baby! So rest assured: I'm good people ;D

WOW...so much to comment on, so little brain power...

2008-07-21T01:21:00.000-05:00

WOW...so much to comment on, so little brain power left between my ears tonight...so about Clive Owen: You have great taste in celeb stalking victims. I'm developing a bit of a stalker obsession with Mr. Christian Bale.

And don't beat yourself so over your little-feet theory. After the third biznatch who did me wrong also happened to buy her shoes from the little girls section, I was wondering the same thing for a nanosecond.

I prolly have a question or 2 for the Truck Stop H...

2008-07-21T01:12:00.000-05:00

I prolly have a question or 2 for the Truck Stop Hooker....

I think you should rock that one.

T.

What about the10 reasons I'm glad I don't have a p...

2008-07-20T19:09:00.000-05:00

What about the
10 reasons I'm glad I don't have a penis?

Please humor us and actually write a few? I like t...

2008-07-20T17:56:00.000-05:00

Please humor us and actually write a few? I like the kitteh conversations one :) LOL. We actually pretend our cat talks to us - we do his voice for him. We are super lame.

My son is only eleven. Let me hook up the smell-o...

2008-07-20T17:27:00.000-05:00

My son is only eleven. Let me hook up the smell-o-meter and get back to you later on the whole smelly teenager thing.

I am in agreement with supporters of the Ask A Tru...

2008-07-20T17:22:00.000-05:00

I am in agreement with supporters of the Ask A Truckstop Hooker post and would be very happy to submit a question.

I blog naked plenty of times, but I just don't announce it, but I don't have a furry chair. You need a swatch of rabbit fur to sit on which reminds me that I caught the rabbit living in my daughters' room eating crayons the other day. I'm going to try and catch some rabbit hyjinx on video sometime.

I have small feet, but you can trust me because I ...

2008-07-20T16:35:00.000-05:00

I have small feet, but you can trust me because I like vodka and I don't smell like a teenager.

"Ask a truck Stop Hooker" could be a valuable post...

2008-07-20T16:14:00.000-05:00

"Ask a truck Stop Hooker" could be a valuable post. Entertaining, heartwarming and darn it, we might just learn a little something too.

Can we submit questions? I would ask "Do you prefer to be called 'Ladies of the Pennzoil' or 'Lot Lizards?'"

PLEASE do the truck stop hooker one. i beg you.als...

2008-07-20T15:00:00.000-05:00

PLEASE do the truck stop hooker one. i beg you.

also, i'm a notepad fiend as well. but im also OCD, so i stack them neatly on top of each other. that's right.

you should come over for tea someday.

Love it. And yes, I suppose it didn't help that on...

2008-07-20T14:45:00.000-05:00

Love it. And yes, I suppose it didn't help that on Day 2 of my hangover, I began drinking Karkov "Vodka" at a VFW, and then later, more Vodka "cocktails" at the Poodle Club. (I just don't think it's appropriate to order top-shelf at a place like the Poodle Club, do you?) So, I'm officially on Day 3 of my hangover. Or maybe I'm just still drunk. It truly is hard to tell. Let's tie on on soon, gorgeous.