tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post7174812289891929457..comments2023-10-29T08:21:57.670-05:00Comments on Whiskeymarie: Quit poking my bum!Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-81202274012983121922007-09-26T14:27:10.468-05:002007-09-26T14:27:10.468-05:00"False alarm.: A caller in the 2000 block of ..."False alarm.: A caller in the 2000 block of XXXXXX Boulevard reported seeing a body in the woods. It turned out to be somebody sleeping."<br><br>Similar date, in the star trib police reports....at least your guy found a chair!Kristinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18550152800726388962007-09-20T11:56:01.037-05:002007-09-20T11:56:01.037-05:00If you leave a Lazy boy out, "They will come&...If you leave a Lazy boy out, "They will come". <br><br>Do you think that if you leave some Calvin Klein underwear out, that a Calvin Klein Model will come? I think you should try it. What's the worst that can happen right?Cherannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16573527110331764073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-67470347586174403592007-09-19T13:38:36.010-05:002007-09-19T13:38:36.010-05:00Bum-o-Vision.HHAHAHAHAHA.Bum-o-Vision.<br><br>HHAHAHAHAHA.Butrfly Gardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10284837155321500602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-1847941803443274342007-09-19T12:51:28.613-05:002007-09-19T12:51:28.613-05:00oh, no worries. i've heard you're the funn...oh, no worries. i've heard you're the funniest, so i'm pretty sure i'll be checking in.aubreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00211381709565357220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-69343819197860869512007-09-18T22:08:28.279-05:002007-09-18T22:08:28.279-05:00mrb- bumbumbumbumbumbumbum...Aubrey- Welcome, hope...mrb- bumbumbumbumbumbumbum...<br><br>Aubrey- Welcome, hope the lame post doesn't scare you off. <br><br>Other WM- I seriously almost peed my pants when I saw him. I braked so hard that the guy behind be laid on his horn & shook his fist at me. <br><br>Kimmyk- I really should have brought him some Doritos and dip, I know. <br><br>Stefanie- I know- four burly firefighters and a huge truck for one drunk. Seriously, guys...?<br><br>Monkeyman- I have only partaken of the fluorescent orange variety, about 15 years ago. I really should try it again. Maybe we can make it cool to drink, if it doesn't kill us. <br><br>Stacie- I know, I wondered if I had handed this guy a plate at the soup kitchen ever. Poor drunky dude. <br><br>McGone- You can imagine my embarrassment, having confused the two. Thank you for the clarification. <br><br>Flenks- I know! And, who would have thought that there was an entire website dedicated to bum wines? God bless America. <br><br>Lol- that's a real bummer. <br><br>NPW- Yeah, I'd like to say it's the first I've seen in my 'hood, but... not so much. <br><br>Shannon- I did too. I checked today and the recliner is gone. Good thing too, because it's raining in sheets today. <br><br>Anon Patti- Ha! I didn't even notice that! Maybe he was destined for the dump- who knows? <br><br>Twistednoodle- I LOVE that joke, and now I love you even more. <br><br>h- I know- I get a headache just thinking about it. <br><br>Suze- No problem- I'll send him over after he finishes washing my car. It's amazing what people will do for $5 these days.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-36594269607686016612007-09-18T21:07:39.242-05:002007-09-18T21:07:39.242-05:00Hey WM - can you send my dad back home when he wak...Hey WM - can you send my dad back home when he wakes up? Thanks much.Suzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08679439923419645721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-84228291179568210232007-09-18T19:11:55.272-05:002007-09-18T19:11:55.272-05:00That is fantastic. And the mention of Mad Dog sur...That is fantastic. And the mention of Mad Dog sure brings back some memories. There's nothing like getting hammered on glorified church wine.Hhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14429418365969130599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-58871285274028033862007-09-18T18:19:20.150-05:002007-09-18T18:19:20.150-05:00I'm not a PC sort of person. So here is a jok...I'm not a PC sort of person. So here is a joke for you all.<br><br>Did you know that we now have a solution for the homeless problem?<br><br>Why no I didn't.<br><br>Yep, we're just going to call them Outdoorsmen.<br><br>Snorkle, snorkle, snort, snort, bwahhh.TwistedNoodlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15580213872293358268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-83990117749185073312007-09-18T13:58:52.344-05:002007-09-18T13:58:52.344-05:00So glad you clarified it was a bum. With the trash...So glad you clarified it was a bum. With the trash can next door, I was thinking someone was tossing out their old man on trash day. <br><br>pattiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18712536832887416512007-09-18T13:45:23.842-05:002007-09-18T13:45:23.842-05:00I could use a nap in a recliner on the street righ...I could use a nap in a recliner on the street right about now. Looks mighty comfy.Shannon Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06591509147432461043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-52685309313713971852007-09-18T13:06:38.990-05:002007-09-18T13:06:38.990-05:00Wow, a recliner in a public area? I know where I&#...Wow, a recliner in a public area? I know where I'm heading if I ever find myself homeless.nancypearlwannabenancypearlwannabe.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-15352739380985403992007-09-18T13:03:26.829-05:002007-09-18T13:03:26.829-05:00Bum may come from the word "bummer."noun...Bum may come from the word "bummer."<br>noun<br><br> 1. slang<br> A difficult or unpleasant thing<br> Example: She failed again? What a bummer!2. A lazy or idle person.<br><br>Etymology: 19c in sense 2: perhaps from German Bummler loafer.Lolliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02434675448319103586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-70238797201763488112007-09-18T10:43:32.172-05:002007-09-18T10:43:32.172-05:00ahh Mad Dog. Nothin' like a good bum wine to ...ahh Mad Dog. Nothin' like a good bum wine to get you very sloppily drunk, enough to pass out in an abandoned recliner.Flenkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17978621695330177014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-83662804794631791122007-09-18T09:06:15.969-05:002007-09-18T09:06:15.969-05:00@mrb: I think you are getting your terms confused....@mrb: I think you are getting your terms confused. "The Homeless" are people you pay to fight each other. "Bums" are to be hunted for sport.<br><br>Subtle, but distinct differences. Print this out and take it with you to avoid a future social faux pas.McGonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409696399536125443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-83923988167846715742007-09-18T07:29:20.520-05:002007-09-18T07:29:20.520-05:00that's hilarious. poor guy..just needed a res...that's hilarious. poor guy..just needed a rest is all...I hope they didn't take him to the pokey.<br><br>yeah..lame I know...but I couldn't resist!<br>StacieNature Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725115146167877981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-19829072284762288472007-09-18T03:25:13.414-05:002007-09-18T03:25:13.414-05:00I got to say that blue rasberry MD 20/20 looked mi...I got to say that blue rasberry MD 20/20 looked mighty tasty in that link you provided.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-75326497999229899732007-09-17T21:32:24.042-05:002007-09-17T21:32:24.042-05:00I love how poking the bum was a four-man job. Our ...I love how poking the bum was a four-man job. Our taxpayer dollars at work.Stefaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10128238432671375399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-57784419175172425552007-09-17T18:57:28.015-05:002007-09-17T18:57:28.015-05:00HA! The least they could have done was bring him s...HA! The least they could have done was bring him some munchies or somethin. I know I'm always hungry when I wake up.kimmykhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15527009466610518600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-42331153584300214282007-09-17T15:39:26.937-05:002007-09-17T15:39:26.937-05:00Did you see you got linky love over at Brillig'...Did you see you got linky love over at Brillig's joint ? You're such a rockstar, WM!<br><br>How utterly convenient that the "bum" found the recliner. And even more convenient that you were able to capture it on film for our enjoyment.Staceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18956202719383459302007-09-17T14:13:26.319-05:002007-09-17T14:13:26.319-05:00hilarious. bum poker. i'm a big fan of the n...hilarious. bum poker. i'm a big fan of the neighborhood snapshots. i linked over here from brillig's blog. thanks for a good laugh.aubreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00211381709565357220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-43486122001309559512007-09-17T14:10:34.873-05:002007-09-17T14:10:34.873-05:00I love the word "bum"! Emily always used...I love the word "bum"! Emily always used to say it and I would giggle every time. "Homeless" or "indigent" are so much more PC, but "bum" is really more descriptive after all. And so much funnier!Failcooksnoreply@blogger.com