Comments on Whiskeymarie: More than you wanted to know about a day in the li...

I love it that Mr. WM's supporting role is describ...

2008-04-25T11:56:00.000-05:00

I love it that Mr. WM's supporting role is described only by grunts and sighs.

Is that really HOURS worth of moisturizing??? The...

2008-04-25T09:59:00.000-05:00

Is that really HOURS worth of moisturizing??? The only moisturizing I know that could possible take that long is...well..never mind.

When adult identical twins still look identical it...

2008-04-25T08:48:00.000-05:00

When adult identical twins still look identical it freaks me out ... it's like they're some kind of mutants or something. I had a boss once that I didn't like, and one day I came into the office, and there were 2 of him. I truly thought there was something wrong with my vision. Or brain. Or both.

WM is a girl on the go to say the least. Take some...

2008-04-24T23:19:00.000-05:00

WM is a girl on the go to say the least. Take some time out for a fine pint or one of those fancy drinks that seem to come your way.

TGIF.

Cheers

Haha. Your life is infinitely more interesting tha...

2008-04-24T22:11:00.000-05:00

Haha. Your life is infinitely more interesting than mine. HUGE fan of7:09 - 8:04 a.m. ; )

That makes perfect sense now! You may need to tak...

2008-04-24T21:44:00.000-05:00

That makes perfect sense now! You may need to take the jingle out of the toys.

THE FOLLOWING IS A PRELIMINARY COMMENT ** THE FOLL...

2008-04-24T20:53:00.000-05:00

THE FOLLOWING IS A PRELIMINARY COMMENT ** THE FOLLOWING IS A PRELIMINARY COMMENT **

You may be many things Whiskey, but mediocre isn't one of them. Now please pardon me for an hour, because "Lost" is coming on, but I'll be back for the rest of the hilarity at 11.

THE PRECEDING HAS BEEN A PRELIMINARY COMMENT ** THE PRECEDING HAS BEEN A PRELIMINARY COMMENT **

: )

Jingly toys and bluegrass before 7 a.m.? Jesus. I ...

2008-04-24T19:53:00.000-05:00

Jingly toys and bluegrass before 7 a.m.? Jesus. I think I'd move the wine/cocktails up and fit them in somewhere between 6:36 a.m. and 6:55 a.m.

We're eerily similar.

2008-04-24T17:14:00.000-05:00

We're eerily similar.

I want your moisturizing routine in great detail--...

2008-04-24T17:01:00.000-05:00

I want your moisturizing routine in great detail--exactly what do you use. Can you de-alligatoriz an exquisite alligator face in a desert?

I'm getting a lot of shit at my site for having sunk below some blogging level I didn't know I had ever achieved. I started with a lot of political passion, but this long slog toward failure has depressed me so much that now my bitterness knows no bounds. I'm blogging about snoring. I have a bed on my site that I poached from another woman and it rates your bedly hourly rate. I'm worth $876. an hour. This cheered me up for a couple of seconds until I started getting shit for posting such falderall. Fuck em if they can't take a joke or a little bitterness.

"nascar-esque" perfectly describes all cats.

2008-04-24T16:32:00.000-05:00

"nascar-esque" perfectly describes all cats.

Yup, it all makes sense now. I have three cats, an...

2008-04-24T13:06:00.000-05:00

Yup, it all makes sense now. I have three cats, and I can't tell you how much cat-ass I have to see on a daily basis.

Makes me want to be a twin!

2008-04-24T13:04:00.000-05:00

Makes me want to be a twin!

I'd do this same thing with my day, except it woul...

2008-04-24T12:41:00.000-05:00

I'd do this same thing with my day, except it would go like this:

6:29pm: writing this very sentence. 6:30pm - now I'm writing this sentence.
6:31pm - this is going to get old quickly.
6:32pm - this just got old.

that 6 hour moisturizing routine is working very w...

2008-04-24T11:45:00.000-05:00

that 6 hour moisturizing routine is working very well for you. You should do an infomercial.

Jeez... and I think I'm busy!!Also, those mornings...

2008-04-24T11:14:00.000-05:00

Jeez... and I think I'm busy!!

Also, those morningstar farms buffalo wings are DELICIOUS.

that cat stuff is one reason mine has his own apar...

2008-04-23T23:22:00.000-05:00

that cat stuff is one reason mine has his own apartment in the central hillside.

Before you write Ellen off completely - she's havi...

2008-04-23T21:44:00.000-05:00

Before you write Ellen off completely - she's having David Beckham on tomorrow...
Snacks!

Grueling schedule - out of bed by the crack of 9, ...

2008-04-23T21:11:00.000-05:00

Grueling schedule - out of bed by the crack of 9, 40 minute shower, work for five hours and skim a ride home - I don't know how you do it all.

I've got tickets to The Kids in The Hall, too! I'm squishing your head from here!

that pretty much sums it up.....

2008-04-23T20:18:00.000-05:00

that pretty much sums it up.....

You lead such a glamorus life.

2008-04-23T19:54:00.000-05:00

You lead such a glamorus life.

I like that you included that Mr. shut the bathroo...

2008-04-23T14:01:00.000-05:00

I like that you included that Mr. shut the bathroom door tightly. This morning I did not shut the door tightly and my stupid cat pushed it open so she could rub on my legs while I peed. I actually yelled at her, "GET OUT OF HERE!" And she quietly walked out, let out a pathetic "Mew" and plopped herself on the ground like I was the meanest person in the world. Sorry, cat, but I don't dig tail in my private areas. Stupid cats. Now I have to get caught up and figure out where "new one" came from.

OK, I think you've touched on why I don't now--nor...

2008-04-23T13:12:00.000-05:00

OK, I think you've touched on why I don't now--nor could I ever own a cat.

Also, do you actually moisturize from 10:37 pm until 3:34 AM daily? I'm not sure what to think about that...

fran: Yes. I know how sad this is.h- yes, like ma...

2008-04-23T12:26:00.000-05:00

fran: Yes. I know how sad this is.

h- yes, like many I'm sure you often wondered what my superstar life is like. Unfortunately for you, now you know.

perf shelly: If that's you and you, then I must tell you this- nice ass(es). Very toned.

christy: Indeed. If I had human children I think my life would implode.

Mcgone- are you jealous that I'll be in the 9th row Saturday night at the Kids in the Hall LIVE??

sornie- I KNOW! I just have to wonder why they keep crossing my path. The universe is trying to tell me something.

gbuns: I think I may have been a little slushy when I wrote this, but I can't remember.

Other WM: Main reason I love my job- no alarm clock.

SRU: I totally am turning into a creepy cat lady, whether I like it or not. Dammit.

With that kind of schedule, I'm surprised you blog...

2008-04-23T12:11:00.000-05:00

With that kind of schedule, I'm surprised you blog as often as you do! ;)

The cat play-by-play was truly fascinating, I must say.