tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post5897347392019835265..comments2008-07-10T17:59:46.388-05:00Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790candycanewhiskey@yahoo.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-24652335840038787412008-07-10T17:59:00.000-05:002008-07-10T17:59:00.000-05:002008-07-10T17:59:00.000-05:00i was picked for a criminal case once. too bad i couldn't drink after the crappy case.gorillabunshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03042060446755347826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-67299552795696356362008-07-10T15:36:00.000-05:002008-07-10T15:36:00.000-05:002008-07-10T15:36:00.000-05:00When I'm on jury duty, I like to yell out, "I object - to this sandwich" . Note the line above is where I pause and the where the bailiff's start walking toward me to cuff me. Then when I throw the "to this sandwich" line at them, there's not a damn thing they can do.Dr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-5668360063448435332008-07-10T15:15:00.000-05:002008-07-10T15:15:00.000-05:002008-07-10T15:15:00.000-05:00Once you get on the jury be sure to sneak in some airline bottles of al-key-hall bcuz you know could get sequestered.<BR/><BR/>Oh and your laptop too so you can stay in touch with your peeps.Worker Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-6895769354021683832008-07-10T14:52:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:52:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:52:00.000-05:00I would totally pick you for my jury, WhiskeyMarie!<BR/>Not that I've done anything wrong...Iheartfashionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08667011381331956751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-27273268028479457522008-07-10T14:38:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:38:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:38:00.000-05:00Totally weirdly jealous. I've always wanted to be on a jury, but I've never even been called for jury duty.punchlinewalkingwww.punchlinewalking.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-76259535991379123502008-07-10T14:33:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:33:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:33:00.000-05:00Again...you paint a wonderful picture of jury duty! Can't wait for my name to be called. Why is there always a stinky farter in a group? And if you tell the judge your thoughts on the cell-phone policy, maybe you will get some type of treat. <BR/><BR/>Off to get drunk! I'm so going to make out with myself.Renaissance Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16958178544581250567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-10543745560963997192008-07-10T14:08:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:08:00.000-05:002008-07-10T14:08:00.000-05:00Maybe you'll get another judge who uses one of those penis pump things during trials.kirbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05781682537911777910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-19721455281197215362008-07-10T12:30:00.000-05:002008-07-10T12:30:00.000-05:002008-07-10T12:30:00.000-05:00Oh my god - you have NO idea how hard I am hoping that you get picked for the final jury. This could be your springboard into international book fame (we all know you already have international, blog/cooking fame). I can see it now. It will be a groundbreakingly important and controversial case. There will be tampering, outbursts and a murder on the courtroom steps. It will all end with you writing a book, making millions and retirement to Fiji. Can I come to your book opening party?Lolliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02434675448319103586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-24937870782467390392008-07-10T12:25:00.000-05:002008-07-10T12:25:00.000-05:002008-07-10T12:25:00.000-05:00Oh sweet jeezus. Call me when you're done with all the jury bullshit.<BR/><BR/>The Longfellow patio awaits us.<BR/><BR/>xoxo<BR/><BR/>~SStacyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15424029704427606540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-31533685097994912252008-07-10T12:00:00.000-05:002008-07-10T12:00:00.000-05:002008-07-10T12:00:00.000-05:00Did you get to meet Judge Judi? Didya? Didya?<BR/><BR/>Making out with my hand just won't be the same as when you make out with my hand.Freida Beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11489663202315694313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-17309160944422571942008-07-10T11:43:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:43:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:43:00.000-05:00Wow! You must have seemed very level headed and unbiased! Congrats!L Sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09852624970958809824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-72518530283209069562008-07-10T11:22:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:22:00.000-05:002008-07-10T11:22:00.000-05:00<I>...that someone sitting near me in the jury box farted...</I><BR/><BR/>Can't blame it on the cat this time, so you peg one of your fellow jurors. You are impossible. Confess, Whiskey!McGonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409696399536125443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-6758259087947614352008-07-10T09:35:00.000-05:002008-07-10T09:35:00.000-05:002008-07-10T09:35:00.000-05:00just don't do sudoku during the trial; you'd be in BIG trubs.diatribes and dishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14419143111495241752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-6809885166704021282008-07-10T09:26:00.000-05:002008-07-10T09:26:00.000-05:002008-07-10T09:26:00.000-05:00Sounds like fun.dguzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01811101661607351661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-61683506354383228132008-07-10T08:49:00.000-05:002008-07-10T08:49:00.000-05:002008-07-10T08:49:00.000-05:00Bringing da funk and being too sexy for one's shirt are both notoriously hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt. You might be looking at a mistrial.CDPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-44156952789168161792008-07-10T08:11:00.000-05:002008-07-10T08:11:00.000-05:002008-07-10T08:11:00.000-05:00you'll prolly think I'm crazy but I loved jury duty - we had this great group of people and after court was over we would all go get drunk! LOLcassee01http://www.blogger.com/profile/09325564420001013952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-28530699671690767192008-07-10T08:00:00.000-05:002008-07-10T08:00:00.000-05:002008-07-10T08:00:00.000-05:00RE: <I>"We the jury find the defendant guilty of stealing our hearts."</I><BR/><BR/>Oh great. O.J. II. I've been waiting for the sequel.<BR/><BR/>We miss YOU, Miss Whiskey Marie. Put da smackdown on dat beyotch and send him up the river. Don't be goin' all Amber Frye on us.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12382180111464792854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-86904697989980970652008-07-10T07:31:00.000-05:002008-07-10T07:31:00.000-05:002008-07-10T07:31:00.000-05:00Aren't you forgetting the judge who runs his courtroom at least a half an hour late at all times and picks his nose up to the second knuckle?Gwenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-5811131789428075102008-07-10T04:42:00.000-05:002008-07-10T04:42:00.000-05:002008-07-10T04:42:00.000-05:00don't forget to be the foreperson. if it's not too late.christinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07794189896082342213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-29203313169695563852008-07-10T00:50:00.000-05:002008-07-10T00:50:00.000-05:002008-07-10T00:50:00.000-05:00well CONGRATS -- ah who am I kidding: HATEYOUHATEYOUHATEYOU for getting a shot at a criminal trial and I never have gotten past the effing waiting room from OprahRachelRayfanbitch HELL :/~<BR/><BR/>But seriously:<BR/>""Yes, your honor. We the jury find the defendant guilty of stealing our hearts. He is guilty on all charges including: first degree bringing the funk and grand being too sexy for his shirt larceny."<BR/><BR/>He's just a gangsta of luv, don't hate a playa, hate the GAME.<BR/><BR/>;D love ya!Letty Cruzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01278251441828101436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-77663125797915877982008-07-10T00:43:00.000-05:002008-07-10T00:43:00.000-05:002008-07-10T00:43:00.000-05:00You are so lucky. My jury pool has not been picked to go in for a trial yet. A monkey can hope though.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.com