Comments on Whiskeymarie: Know your ass like you know your face, people.

what about jeggings?

2012-02-01T21:36:46.214-06:00

what about jeggings?

My darling 18-year-old twins look like movie stars...

2012-01-20T18:18:38.968-06:00

My darling 18-year-old twins look like movie stars in their leggings and even THEY know to cover their ass!
I have leggings . . . . I call them my pajamas.

@Sky's dad: Bwahahahahaa!! I see this all the...

2012-01-17T15:36:43.575-06:00

@Sky's dad: Bwahahahahaa!!

I see this all the time. People think that even though they no longer look like the young girl of their youth, they still have "good legs". Hence the delusional thinking that they can wear leggings as pants, with clothing tucked innn,,no doubt.

Spandex accentuates cottage cheese ladies...

Sweet Jeebus, I am in awe of the tensile strength ...

2012-01-17T00:20:21.078-06:00

Sweet Jeebus, I am in awe of the tensile strength of those leggings and seams. There has got to be some uses for this incredible fabric not yet discovered...like hurricane/tornado proofing or something.

Frankly, I'm a big fan of the tights as pants ...

2012-01-16T10:21:02.499-06:00

Frankly, I'm a big fan of the tights as pants phenomenon. It's essentially transparency in advertising.
There's no hiding anything in those bad boys. Perhaps it's that Toronto has a high percentage of women who can pull them off, but I must say the sight of a woman who is essentially naked from the waist down (albeit painted black) is always, at the very least, an interesting spectacle on the subway in the morning. Even if it's a "Damn, she should not be wearing those!" it's always entertaining.

This is so hilarious! I read it the other night an...

2012-01-13T06:34:04.505-06:00

This is so hilarious! I read it the other night and had to come back to get the link and send it to a friend. She's gonna laugh her ASS off!

I find myself constantly tweeting that leggings ar...

2012-01-13T00:16:39.320-06:00

I find myself constantly tweeting that leggings are not pants. Obviously no one is listening especially this woman in the picture.

Okay...that made me laugh so hard! Been away to l...

2012-01-12T18:15:40.484-06:00

Okay...that made me laugh so hard! Been away to long but thanks for welcoming me back with that bit of information and very informative! I promise to cover my ASS!

And you know that these women like the one in your...

2012-01-12T11:36:23.337-06:00

And you know that these women like the one in your picture put them on, turn back and forth in front of their mirror, and tell them selves "Oh yeah, I am bringing it"!

There's a gal I see on the bus on occasion. S...

2012-01-11T22:40:15.781-06:00

There's a gal I see on the bus on occasion. She's probably 43, pretending to be 33 (or 33 who tanned WAY TO MUCH in her youth). Pretty good looking, except that she wears tights as pants all the time with shirts that hit right at her hips, drawing a line right across the widest part of her.

And then there are the Uggs that she pairs with them... :-(

Thank you thank you thank you for this very import...

2012-01-11T22:01:27.181-06:00

Thank you thank you thank you for this very important public service announcement!

I say fly your freak ass high. That is all. : ) O...

2012-01-11T20:21:44.608-06:00

I say fly your freak ass high. That is all. : )

Oh, and my captcha is "rashkewb," not to be confused with "ice kewb" or "ass kewb."

And. That. Is. Church.

2012-01-11T20:14:41.780-06:00

And. That. Is. Church.

Word. That is the Bible thumping WORD because I am...

2012-01-11T19:17:04.952-06:00

Word. That is the Bible thumping WORD because I am effing fed up with leggings. I know that if I were to wear them my white girl bubble ass would be out of control and nobody needs that. Nobody.

Every time I see someone wearing tight pants or le...

2012-01-11T17:12:15.612-06:00

Every time I see someone wearing tight pants or leggings of any sort, I always think of that great Polly Bergen line from Crybaby, "Hysterectomy pants, I call them!"

YES. YES YES YES. That is all.

2012-01-11T15:50:28.818-06:00

YES. YES YES YES.

That is all.

Sorry. Can't get passed that huge ass in the p...

2012-01-11T14:05:15.669-06:00

Sorry. Can't get passed that huge ass in the picture.

INDEED. I don't care how perfect your ass is....

2012-01-11T11:52:56.618-06:00

INDEED.

I don't care how perfect your ass is. I still don't want to see it. Put on a tunic.