Comments on Whiskeymarie: My inner Esther

Maybe you could send Esther over to hang out with ...

2007-09-04T06:14:47.412-05:00

Maybe you could send Esther over to hang out with Mildred, the nasty old biddy that lives inside of me. She's been plaguing me for ages and she's only getting more crotchety as the years go by.

Who knows, they might get so distracted playing Chinese Checkers that we could give them the slip for a while?!

Loved this post! Thanks for the laugh!

Oh mah goodness. I'm not sure how I missed this t...

2007-09-03T14:58:03.195-05:00

Oh mah goodness. I'm not sure how I missed this the first time around--so glad Jenn in Holland sent me here. And congrats on the perfect post award!!!

Those are some great pictures, especially that las...

2007-08-21T21:24:40.569-05:00

Those are some great pictures, especially that last one.

I think we all have a little Esther in us. But yo...

2007-08-21T15:42:30.974-05:00

I think we all have a little Esther in us.

But yours...sounds like a crotchity old bitch.

Just keep slapping Esther. Eventually she'll get t...

2007-08-21T15:36:48.911-05:00

Just keep slapping Esther. Eventually she'll get the hint.

Esther, before you go back to the home, pour Great...

2007-08-21T13:57:12.822-05:00

Esther, before you go back to the home, pour Great Aunt Gertie somma that Jim Beam.
This crappy Seattle "summer" is makin' my joints ache.

That's so interesting--I have an inner bone-in-the...

2007-08-21T12:18:49.504-05:00

That's so interesting--I have an inner bone-in-the-nose native. His name is Kwango, and he is just such a handful. I was thinking of introducing him on the blog.

I have an inner Ester. She hits everyone over the...

2007-08-21T10:00:46.849-05:00

I have an inner Ester. She hits everyone over the head with her purse if she doesn't like them. lately, she doens't like many at all..

Yeah, the cranky old lady in me has been coming to...

2007-08-21T09:07:22.815-05:00

Yeah, the cranky old lady in me has been coming to the fore lately, too. It's the heat. (Damn August!) My cranky old lady has cats, though, instead of chickens.

Her presence tends to scare off my inner cleaning lady, Geneva, so I hope she goes away soon. I need Geneva to dust. And maybe wax the floors.

I think Dave & I toured Esther's old house last we...

2007-08-21T09:07:04.923-05:00

I think Dave & I toured Esther's old house last week. Does she collect antique creamer sets disguised as cows? Does she try to cover her saurkraut/lavender smell with too much Charlie cologne? Then it was definitely Esther's old love shack.

Thank you for making me smile today. I am laid down with a cold and feeling like balls, but you made my morning.

Hey, where'd you get a picture of me on the left w...

2007-08-21T08:36:12.923-05:00

Hey, where'd you get a picture of me on the left with Lola? Of course that was pre-contact lenses and pre-catheterization. You should've slapped Esther a couple of times.

Esther sounds like good company to me, I'm sure sh...

2007-08-21T08:33:54.197-05:00

Esther sounds like good company to me, I'm sure she keeps you busy; that's for sure.

Cheers

Ah! I was hoping that link was to Barry Manilow! Y...

2007-08-21T03:36:50.823-05:00

Ah! I was hoping that link was to Barry Manilow! Yes! You do not disappoint.
What a hysterical post. I never really thought of getting in touch with the cranky spinster inside me before. But I know she's in there. She surfaces ALL THE TIME.

I may be related to Esther or at least to the craz...

2007-08-21T02:07:09.313-05:00

I may be related to Esther or at least to the crazy Southern wing of her family.

Ahhhh Esther, she reminds me of my maternal grandm...

2007-08-20T22:08:22.233-05:00

Ahhhh Esther, she reminds me of my maternal grandma. The one I took to a fast food restaurant for the very first time and she griped throughout the entire experience about having to order her meal from a counter, carry it all the way to a table on a tray and then horrors, throw away the trash herself, "Just what are these people getting paid to do... Stand around and watch ME work?"
Good times, good times... Nasty old bitch!

I want to hang with Lola. But Esther? I just want ...

2007-08-20T22:04:55.210-05:00

I want to hang with Lola. But Esther? I just want to hang Esther.

Great story, as usual!

mmm Esther sounds adorable. Particularly the souer...

2007-08-20T21:37:24.667-05:00

mmm Esther sounds adorable. Particularly the souerkraut combined with lavender smell of her...