tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post5687340348545318160..comments2023-10-29T08:21:57.670-05:00Comments on Whiskeymarie: Holy crap, unholy crap.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18479507611871618992009-02-22T20:23:25.202-06:002009-02-22T20:23:25.202-06:00HelloJust wanted to drop a line and let you know I...Hello<br><br>Just wanted to drop a line and let you know I wasn't trying to get rid of you saturday night, just help the other guy out so we could continue our conversation about poop. I was going to get into the intracacies of feces since I'm now potty training a small girl child and really wanted to delve into how the other half poops.<br><br>Maybe next timeGastro Non Gratahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03911566330366751477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-15186495779198719652009-02-22T18:30:57.391-06:002009-02-22T18:30:57.391-06:00I remember going into a ladies' restroom near ...I remember going into a ladies' restroom near the baggage claim at Sea-Tac airport, and being confronted with a veritable shit-flood, a landslide of poo all over the throne and flowing into the bowl. <br><br>I backed out of the room, and, because it was so horrendous I was in shock, I actually went up to an airport employee and reported it to her, hoping that no one else would be traumatised by it.<br><br>OTOH, I am terrified that someday I will be old and infirm and uncomprehending enough that i might do the same. Please God, tell me no!Aunt Snowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-15620383365143250062009-02-20T23:28:13.842-06:002009-02-20T23:28:13.842-06:00Eee-gads!! I'll bet that poo landed where it w...Eee-gads!! I'll bet that poo landed where it was because it's original producer "hovered" over the seat!! Blech!! Could you see wavy stink lines?! Yucky satanic turd!!<br>~ Renata1967Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-77996938829262761812009-02-20T16:06:44.209-06:002009-02-20T16:06:44.209-06:00I'm not sure why but the story of Goldielocks ...I'm not sure why but the story of Goldielocks ran through my mind while I read this....LittlePeahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17890731735785145148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-7650321550403596182009-02-20T10:23:18.965-06:002009-02-20T10:23:18.965-06:00I have to tell you, this is the best post about sh...I have to tell you, this is the best post about shit I've ever read. You have a talent for writing about dump. I think The New York Times could use you.surviving myselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-76838839575179954352009-02-20T08:03:09.928-06:002009-02-20T08:03:09.928-06:00Hahahhaha Fun post!!Happy Friday!- JenniferHahahhaha Fun post!!<br><br>Happy Friday!<br><br>- JenniferJennifer and Sandihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11982886200936815914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-81334327556624166132009-02-20T01:40:28.895-06:002009-02-20T01:40:28.895-06:00*hugs**hugs*i am playing outsidehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05215282549913888007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-37916968874484230942009-02-19T21:22:37.240-06:002009-02-19T21:22:37.240-06:00I love stories of poo. LMAO!I love stories of poo. LMAO!Renaissance Womannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-76627893771802112152009-02-19T21:06:32.704-06:002009-02-19T21:06:32.704-06:00Loved every minute of it.Loved every minute of it.T.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/00896454250556155800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-14538745092436977852009-02-19T17:38:04.166-06:002009-02-19T17:38:04.166-06:00Here i thought this post was going to be about me....Here i thought this post was going to be about me.<br><br>*crushed*Poobomberhttp://othersideofnormal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-83701152143044874682009-02-19T17:23:22.750-06:002009-02-19T17:23:22.750-06:00yeah... I'm liking poo of Lucifer, too.I share...yeah... I'm liking poo of Lucifer, too.<br><br>I share a large many-stalled bathroom at a two story office building. It is cleaned daily, and still sometimes the smell will stop you in your tracks. It is amazing what some people are comfortable leaving behind. And we (ostensibly) all work together. I guess I expect a little more dignity from adults, but they constantly disappoint me. My four year old daughter is FUNNY in public bathrooms. Always making comments that I'm sure other people can hear. I don't shush her; they make me laugh. She proudly announces her poops and her farts. I say "good job."MtnMamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08486102684101822999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-9671598464720443942009-02-19T15:57:28.527-06:002009-02-19T15:57:28.527-06:00"poo of Lucifer" is the funniest thing I..."poo of Lucifer" is the funniest thing I've read all week.CDPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-552215578014655322009-02-19T15:02:16.409-06:002009-02-19T15:02:16.409-06:00Piano wire and a cattle prod? Interesting. And fun...Piano wire and a cattle prod? Interesting. And funny.diatribes and dishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14419143111495241752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-69334041223672760122009-02-19T14:46:28.381-06:002009-02-19T14:46:28.381-06:00We've discussed this before. YES it is and w...We've discussed this before. YES it is and would you expect any different an answer from me?Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13506439769101836144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-58740168477391529332009-02-19T14:19:29.248-06:002009-02-19T14:19:29.248-06:00sizzle- It's kind of like hibernating for poo-...sizzle- It's kind of like hibernating for poo- one minute it's gentle and still, the next minute...kapow!<br><br>Monkey- I'm fascinated by boogers too. <br><br>S/T- How horrifying! The only good part about my poo encounter was not having to discuss this with any coworkers. <br><br>pistols- I think you might be wrong. The "poo genre" of film making seems ripe for the picking. <br><br>Jacquie- In general, we bloggers lead very empty lives and have a lot of time to think about things like poo. <br><br>180/260- If you had smelled it, you'd call it Satan's poo too. Tee hee- pootoo.<br><br>Maurey- Unlucky that I was the one who found it, lucky that I didn't have to do the walk of shame out of the bathroom. <br><br>Chiada- I remember in High School there was one restroom that I avoided like the plague because it was dark and scary and the "bad" girls hung out there. I think I peed in there all of two times my entire time in school. <br><br>John- Cheese really is the answer to all of life's problems, isn't it? <br><br>3carn- If only I was ashamed of stories like this. If only...<br><br>GP- I can laugh about it now, but then? O.k, I laughed then too. Poo is funny. <br><br>Kim- Sorry if I've scarred you in any way by this story. <br>;)<br><br>WM- I'm still giggling, thinking about getting chased around by the stinkiest poo ever. Scary. <br><br>John- I wondered if you'd have anything sexy to say about poo. Thankfully, you didn't. <br>;)<br><br>Punchline- there are two kinds of people in the world- people that find poo funny, and people who don't. I'm pretty sure most of my readers find poo funny. At least I hope they do, cause otherwise they probably think I'm really gross. <br>Which I am. <br><br>Kate- Happy to help. Anytime. <br><br>anon- I'll blame you when I get fired for looking up that website at work, but I couldn't resist. It reminds me of ratemypoo.com, which I don't think isn't updated anymore. I probably shouldn't admit I know about things like poo websites, but whatever. <br><br>McGone- You're welcome.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-43229982417295936212009-02-19T13:50:55.531-06:002009-02-19T13:50:55.531-06:00Thank you for not making this one of your photo po...Thank you for not making this one of your photo posts.McGonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409696399536125443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-27377901580646423312009-02-19T13:45:05.763-06:002009-02-19T13:45:05.763-06:00Have you considered posting this story on www.poop...Have you considered posting this story on www.poopreport.com? If not, you should.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-6945744741845324032009-02-19T13:28:35.429-06:002009-02-19T13:28:35.429-06:00Today you made my overtired cranky butt laugh.I lo...Today you made my overtired cranky butt laugh.<br>I love you.<br>The end.Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05777830343729311279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-19086693368448590282009-02-19T13:25:43.675-06:002009-02-19T13:25:43.675-06:00They're not for everyone, but I love a good po...They're not for everyone, but I love a good poo story. Maybe my favorite thing about my job is my own private bathroom- I almost like it better than being at home.punchlinewalkinghttp://punchlinewalking.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-4100812085237691472009-02-19T13:01:23.641-06:002009-02-19T13:01:23.641-06:00So as a parent of a child who is often, shall we s...So as a parent of a child who is often, shall we say, clogged up I find that I talk about poop much more then I'd like.<br>But it's my kids and so you know...but this...this should have come with the <br>I'M ABOUT TO DISCUSS THE FILTHY HABITS OF ADULTS THAT DON'T FLUSH THEIR SHIT AND SHOULD KNOW BETTER...WARNING<br><br>on another note, you're lucky that terlit didn't overlow and that sucker didn't try and come out and chase you.<br><br>;)Staceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-73846613867907255972009-02-19T13:01:23.640-06:002009-02-19T13:01:23.640-06:00Hahahaha. You're the limit, Whiskeymarie.Hahahaha. You're the limit, Whiskeymarie.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12382180111464792854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-57841347325314119552009-02-19T12:40:25.279-06:002009-02-19T12:40:25.279-06:00While I'm always up for a good tale of poop, t...While I'm always up for a good tale of poop, this was not what I expected at all.<br>What is it about learning institutions and poor restroom facilities? Ours is like a horror movie from the 1950's, complete with sound effects (squeaky haunted house doors) and everything. One of the biggest things I miss about my old job was the blissful private bathroom. <br>My word ver is "wetliola," as in "I hope you didn't wetliola in your pants running to the other bathroom."Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-76609535902869140162009-02-19T12:39:07.166-06:002009-02-19T12:39:07.166-06:00Priceless.LOLPriceless.<br><br>LOLGiggle Pixiehttp://caffeineandcabernet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-52961854444145890222009-02-19T11:55:18.893-06:002009-02-19T11:55:18.893-06:00I'm surprised you didn't use this post for...I'm surprised you didn't use this post for Blog Share. There were a couple of poo posts.<br><br>This post had me shaking with silent laughter at my desk, by the way. Thanks! <br><br>Oh, and sorry you had to deal with that. :-)3carnationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15942247215569463561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-8628968435957907712009-02-19T11:50:24.317-06:002009-02-19T11:50:24.317-06:00That.is.absolutely.horrifying.I still have bad dre...That.is.absolutely.horrifying.<br><br>I still have bad dreams about my highschool and junior high school bathrooms. What IS it about school bathrooms that inspire terror? What's up with the huge wad of wet papertowels thrown onto the ceiling? Or the explosions on the walls? Or the malfunctioning toilets? Ugh. I'm so glad those days are way behind me. And I really hope that those idiots who found it funny to peer over the stall and make fun of me and laugh grew up. Jerks.Chiadahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17797689664319916869noreply@blogger.com