tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post4892358284255310448..comments2023-10-29T08:21:57.670-05:00Comments on Whiskeymarie: Will you still love me when I'm 104?Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-75913852927808257992009-02-21T14:54:10.291-06:002009-02-21T14:54:10.291-06:00Hey WM- Ok- I have the humor of being 45- and thin...Hey WM- <br>Ok- I have the humor of being 45- and things are a lot funnier now such as trippy over my granny panties etc.<br>My temerament is still the pan throwing, fight starting stuff that I will never be too old for. I am going to be the 90 yo lady in the wheelchair trying to run people off the nursing home hallway! <br>But you are going to still look good in 50 years!<br><br>jill.watkins@gmail.comJillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00267839687257061863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-5811101155506291602009-02-16T18:14:46.498-06:002009-02-16T18:14:46.498-06:00I've got you beat by a year and one artificial...I've got you beat by a year and one artificial hip!Iheartfashionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08667011381331956751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-63222346576292586882009-02-14T15:36:55.161-06:002009-02-14T15:36:55.161-06:00The young me would be ashamed of the present me if...The young me would be ashamed of the present me if they met, and the present me is ashamed of the younger me. I guess that’s the natural order of things.domboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14686922446598995094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-82237480142413833872009-02-13T19:50:54.331-06:002009-02-13T19:50:54.331-06:00So when you get older you're giving up washing...So when you get older you're giving up washing your face all together? Excellent plan!Suzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08679439923419645721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-69774546708683884342009-02-13T15:02:12.640-06:002009-02-13T15:02:12.640-06:00hilarious and completely true as usual! one of my...hilarious and completely true as usual! one of my most used phrases is, "the older I get, the less I care." Which is extremely liberating in my opinion. <br><br>Happy not your birthday. it's not mine either!bereccahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05383903208341775268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-80289981362344085722009-02-12T21:34:50.698-06:002009-02-12T21:34:50.698-06:00Whiskey gets better as it ages, doesn't it?Yes...Whiskey gets better as it ages, doesn't it?<br><br>Yes, yes it does.Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-48719325918345107542009-02-12T14:55:17.891-06:002009-02-12T14:55:17.891-06:00Oh shit I wasn't prepared for the "whiske...Oh shit I wasn't prepared for the "whiskeydonemeinmarie" (aka 50-60 years from now)<br><br>May you age much gracefuller. Or maybe not cuz that Sanford and son knee replacement would be seriously awesome.<br><br>And if it matters, I will still love you. In fact I might get a matching knee replacement and we can hobble our saggy asses and humped backs down to the bingo hall togetherStaceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-91917830277120740152009-02-12T10:23:04.566-06:002009-02-12T10:23:04.566-06:00Fuck, I'm older than you. I guess I need to s...Fuck, I'm older than you. I guess I need to start being a better role model and shit. Send the link to the generator, I feel like toturing myself.<br><br>Word verify? doglint. Where the hell do they keep it since they don't have pockets?Gwenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-36935357751109813472009-02-12T09:31:11.485-06:002009-02-12T09:31:11.485-06:00I see an illustrious career in granny porn ahead o...I see an illustrious career in granny porn ahead of you.surviving myselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-35412944316605431502009-02-12T08:28:24.946-06:002009-02-12T08:28:24.946-06:00I just turned 34, and I noticed the beginnings of ...I just turned 34, and I noticed the beginnings of those long, crazy old man eyebrows growing in. I think it's the greatest thing ever for some reason.<br><br>p.s. 90-year-old me would totally hit that.Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12217908639326143460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-58613331619206801092009-02-12T04:38:33.569-06:002009-02-12T04:38:33.569-06:00i thought i left you a happy birthday note, but i ...i thought i left you a happy birthday note, but i don't see it and now i can't remember if i left it or just thought about leaving it because i left some other happy birthday notes yesterday too..... i though i had a music video for you too, but i can't remember what it was...<br><br>happy birthday Whiskeymarie....Ghost Dansinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216056025402469120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-19571080260904608802009-02-12T02:09:30.901-06:002009-02-12T02:09:30.901-06:00Ya know: you can't actually SEE those hairy wa...Ya know: you can't actually SEE those hairy warts the older you get!<br><br>I KNOW: I'm 48. (*coughing with Fran*)<br><br>word verification=cared. Hmmm...kkrynohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07727264476742817993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-48854582928003787182009-02-11T21:00:05.479-06:002009-02-11T21:00:05.479-06:00But I loved your hairy warts!But I loved your hairy warts!WendyBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-2672924100198882382009-02-11T20:43:12.415-06:002009-02-11T20:43:12.415-06:00I don't think it is your birthday. No no no......I don't think it is your birthday. No no no... these are your random musings and photoshopping moments.<br><br>I like the way you assess yourself. You look great at 37. Fuck that- it is your attitude that will carry you far.<br><br>What the hell do I know? I am only 51. (*cough cough*)<br><br>Shit my verification word is scrotch. scrotch? Christ on a waffle, your blog is like an acid trip sometimes.Franhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-40799069014768535772009-02-11T20:06:52.854-06:002009-02-11T20:06:52.854-06:00You definitely don't look 37. But you knew tha...You definitely don't look 37. But you knew that. <br><br>I am certain you were a much wilder child in your teens and 20s than I was, and I think you look younger than me. Who knew living the rock and roll lifestyle was a formula for not aging? Clearly you should write a book.Stefaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10128238432671375399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-19477942624976998372009-02-11T19:41:16.678-06:002009-02-11T19:41:16.678-06:00Well, I was going to blow the whistle on the whole...Well, I was going to blow the whistle on the whole 'fuzzy math' thing you had going on, but I got beat to the punch.<br><br>I vaguely remember 37.<br><br>It was 6 years ago for me, and as I guy, I guess I came to the whole 'who gives a shit what others think' thing earlier.<br><br>Like when I <i>was</i> 16 or so. Maybe earlier. In any event, thanks for another fun post (and even tho it's <i>not</i> your birthday) I'm assembling another little package for you as well.<br><br>Buenos con queso,<br><br>T.T.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/00896454250556155800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-47553080779483546692009-02-11T19:06:05.738-06:002009-02-11T19:06:05.738-06:00I see some people aren't paying attention and ...I see some people aren't paying attention and think it's your birthday. But only those of us who truly worship all things VonPartypants are privy to important information like that, let alone have the good sense tobe born in May.<br><br>Well, the good news is, now, at 37, do you really care what 16-year-olds think? Of course not. And as someone who was NINE when you were NONE, I can tell you that barring a few um, ...frustrations, I've enjoyed my 40s mre than my 30s OR 20s. I think it gets better, Whiskeymarie. : )<br><br>A couple of final thoughts:<br><br>A) I can tell you're going to be a GILF (since you're sure to be a grandmother to kitties, and <br><br>B) Please don't disparage those beautiful feets.<br><br>Until your REAL birthday, my dear...<br><br>: )Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12382180111464792854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-47683985155172400242009-02-11T17:28:48.912-06:002009-02-11T17:28:48.912-06:00You look great! I also didn't plan ahead for ...You look great! I also didn't plan ahead for my 30s when I was 16 or so because I just assumed that I'd no longer wish to live at that age.CDPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-27877602351828466652009-02-11T16:41:29.458-06:002009-02-11T16:41:29.458-06:00Kat- At least I can say that I've ALWAYS been ...Kat- At least I can say that I've ALWAYS been bad at math, so I've got that going for me, which is nice. <br>Well, and I'm a total tard.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-83734299965215356912009-02-11T16:32:08.949-06:002009-02-11T16:32:08.949-06:00The San Diego Science Museum used to have an age g...The San Diego Science Museum used to have an age generator machine that was a tool of the devil, or the religious right, take your pick. It let you factor in smoking, drinking, drugs, and anything else people do for fun. It turned out an image of your future self, invariably a hideous vision. Just Say No, indeed.kirbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05781682537911777910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-42901110680698488792009-02-11T16:03:55.428-06:002009-02-11T16:03:55.428-06:00Dudette, I'm 37 too and I'm sorry to brin...Dudette, I'm 37 too and I'm sorry to bring it to your attention but we are 18 doubled plus 1. They says after the butt the mind goes. :)Kathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735844292499952395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-8865367108785611352009-02-11T15:53:34.433-06:002009-02-11T15:53:34.433-06:00You're still a long ways from aging. When you...You're still a long ways from aging. When you get there you'll know because it sucks. <br><br>There is no upside to aging, that's for certain.Savitrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15590217997145761582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-15366115997263156412009-02-11T15:32:00.698-06:002009-02-11T15:32:00.698-06:00I love the picture! I would love to see what I wi...I love the picture! I would love to see what I will look like in 50 years. And the list of body parts is so funny. I was just telling my cat (Fred) that my knees are not aging so well. Must be a 30's thing.Renaissance Womannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-17806423498658931922009-02-11T15:23:00.735-06:002009-02-11T15:23:00.735-06:0037?!? You don't look a day over 30 in that fir...37?!? You don't look a day over 30 in that first picture, hehehe. Well, you are keeping pretty well, I must say. I hope I'm in that good of condition when I'm 37. Which is only a mere 6 years away now that I'm 31 as of Monday. <br><br>And, it takes a lot to make me laugh out loud when reading blogs. This one did the trick today. I think it was the part about not pooping your pants yet.Chiadahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17797689664319916869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-19690338669786400122009-02-11T15:18:35.119-06:002009-02-11T15:18:35.119-06:00Well played, Ms. Whiskey. I should hope to still ...Well played, Ms. Whiskey. I should hope to still look so intact at 37, which you're right, seemed like everything John Hughes movies warned about to a 16-year-old Me. <br><br>Or, since I had a predilection for angsty poetry as well, I likely would have said that would be well past the time when I would have seen the moment of my greatness flicker.pistols at dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.com