tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post4801964581073232067..comments2008-07-17T12:08:26.958-05:00Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790candycanewhiskey@yahoo.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-1466245166201712702008-07-17T12:08:00.000-05:002008-07-17T12:08:00.000-05:002008-07-17T12:08:00.000-05:00Is that what Internet money looks like?Grant Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-66990642939667134272008-07-16T23:25:00.000-05:002008-07-16T23:25:00.000-05:002008-07-16T23:25:00.000-05:00I would like some cherry Kool Aid please. And a great comfy rug for my living room. Thanks.Renaissance Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16958178544581250567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-56198582522674093462008-07-16T20:26:00.000-05:002008-07-16T20:26:00.000-05:002008-07-16T20:26:00.000-05:00Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!!<BR/><BR/>I thought I....Moe...was supposed to get YOU a cocktail!?!?!Moe Wanchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09995124727201317380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-24506844076118212042008-07-16T20:20:00.000-05:002008-07-16T20:20:00.000-05:002008-07-16T20:20:00.000-05:00Um ya, I need a new dress for a wedding in 2 1/2 weeks... I simply dread the process of dressing rooms and the trying on of clothes... Too big, too tight, ugly, shlumpy, ick and no way. Can you locate something for me in a size 16 that'll make me look like a size 6?<BR/>Thanks, you're a doll!EmBeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11724526923343865256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-44054894524476985172008-07-16T19:10:00.000-05:002008-07-16T19:10:00.000-05:002008-07-16T19:10:00.000-05:00A big mac please. And maybe some cake.<BR/><BR/>Thanks.Big Momma Pimpalishisnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05361901139184911784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-77715405182373475802008-07-16T18:19:00.000-05:002008-07-16T18:19:00.000-05:002008-07-16T18:19:00.000-05:00I'd like some Kool Aid and pretzels. It just seems like one of the days.Suze's Sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08679439923419645721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-25203362907519360752008-07-16T16:32:00.000-05:002008-07-16T16:32:00.000-05:002008-07-16T16:32:00.000-05:00Get me a six pack of some lemony beer.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-9142885633472122902008-07-16T16:19:00.000-05:002008-07-16T16:19:00.000-05:002008-07-16T16:19:00.000-05:00Just get yourself one ticket to STL and then drinks are on me.Gwenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-1974540472643642062008-07-16T15:54:00.000-05:002008-07-16T15:54:00.000-05:002008-07-16T15:54:00.000-05:00poo- I got flour, sugar...and I forgot the rest. And yes- Monistat is what you need to "bake bread", or more accurately- to NOT "bake bread".<BR/><BR/>Zibbs- Dinner's at your house then? I love zucchini & liver hot dish. Yum. <BR/><BR/>McGone- I don't like the Blues Brothers, but I'll gladly share a jar of the whiz with y'all. <BR/><BR/>Melo- I had your stack o' bills, but then I accidentally spent it. I knew you'd understand. <BR/><BR/>wafelenbak- Any reason to buy shoes and new furniture. Happy to oblige. <BR/><BR/>mommy- I could start mailing you my leftovers, if that helps. <BR/><BR/>Brillig- I got you two puppies, a parakeet and a monkey- I figured you have nothing but time these days. <BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>Surviving- I would get some for you, but as I've never had any I wouldn't know what I was looking for. Don't they sell that on Amazon? <BR/><BR/>sornie- I bought cheap wine- will that do?<BR/><BR/>cdp- yeah, that $20/day is burning a hole in my pocket. <BR/><BR/>gretta- I'll get you a black market baby. I hear they go with everything, darling. <BR/><BR/>CC Barfly- I think this is a list I can manage- but if I score some vicodin you KNOW I'm keeping it for myself. Ask nice and maybe I'll share. <BR/><BR/>lollie- I think you're confused. This isn't a porn blog, you dirty, dirty bird! Mmmm...granny panties. <BR/><BR/>I Sass- If you don't mind a 12 year-old Oster coffeemaker and a microwave that may or may not work, then they're all yours! Just let me know where to drop them off...<BR/><BR/>gbuns- There you go again, livin' it up. WooHoo! Want some paper towels too? How about kleenex? I hope you won't be disappointed that I bought you a sparkly g-string instead. <BR/><BR/>perfectly shelly- I bought us matching non-biting monkeys at the monkey store. I get "Mr. Spittles" and you get "Lil' Miss Shitthrower"<BR/>Fun!<BR/><BR/>WM- I get them, but only if you sign the form that states that you will wear them, photograph yourself wearing them, and post said picture on you blog. <BR/><BR/>maurey- What? With all of that Vic's Secret stuff you buy you're telling me that they don't have one called "Whiskey's awesome boobs bra?" Dang. I'm writing a letter- this is a travesty.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18382148783563738802008-07-16T15:36:00.000-05:002008-07-16T15:36:00.000-05:002008-07-16T15:36:00.000-05:00A bra that makes my boobs look like yours.Maureyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15790726411731907447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-11233576642630852532008-07-16T15:34:00.000-05:002008-07-16T15:34:00.000-05:002008-07-16T15:34:00.000-05:00Yes for sure, I need some spandex leopard print pants, some high top reeboks and tons of Aqua Net.Worker Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-76731529769146026552008-07-16T14:17:00.000-05:002008-07-16T14:17:00.000-05:002008-07-16T14:17:00.000-05:00A monkey. It can't bite, and must be potty trained.<BR/><BR/>thanks!Perfectly Shellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02266751480674764871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-4072600780614660742008-07-16T14:12:00.000-05:002008-07-16T14:12:00.000-05:002008-07-16T14:12:00.000-05:00Yep, I could use some toilet paper.gorillabunshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03042060446755347826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-73049508129726977472008-07-16T13:54:00.000-05:002008-07-16T13:54:00.000-05:002008-07-16T13:54:00.000-05:00I need a microwave and a coffee maker. You can just drop them off at my parents' house in Plymouth. Thanks!L Sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09852624970958809824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-77954195182966049592008-07-16T13:42:00.000-05:002008-07-16T13:42:00.000-05:002008-07-16T13:42:00.000-05:00Darn it - you could've saved me a trip to Target. I just purchased Granny Panties (5 for $15!) and an XXL lightweight robe for the hospital. <BR/><BR/>I swear to you - I look like a freakin' Goddess right now...Lolliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02434675448319103586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-21895319740906135242008-07-16T13:28:00.001-05:002008-07-16T13:28:00.001-05:002008-07-16T13:28:00.001-05:00Whiskey.<BR/>Diet Coke.<BR/>Vicodin.<BR/>Strippers (no fake tits)<BR/>Midgets.Charm City Barflyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05434083469114984962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-81167371132459607782008-07-16T13:28:00.000-05:002008-07-16T13:28:00.000-05:002008-07-16T13:28:00.000-05:00I just need something to go with all the shoes I just bought.<BR/><BR/>And goddammit WM - I thought you were taking a blog-cation?! Now I'm totally behind on my reading.Grettahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09144169680823342189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-1377615640219378922008-07-16T12:44:00.000-05:002008-07-16T12:44:00.000-05:002008-07-16T12:44:00.000-05:00Jury duty pays pretty well!CDPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-53833098140009026712008-07-16T12:23:00.000-05:002008-07-16T12:23:00.000-05:002008-07-16T12:23:00.000-05:00Hell yeah! The better question would be what NOT to buy. I could use some extra, good beer for this weekend (I just bought a case of Miller High Life light -- slumming it). I could also use every baby item in existence in preparation for November.Sorniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057350597607764166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-13023512479392687842008-07-16T11:59:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:59:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:59:00.000-05:00If you see some Dignity please get me some.<BR/><BR/>That was <I>way</I> more depressing sounding then I meant it to be.surviving myselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-73696952878880723552008-07-16T11:48:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:48:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:48:00.000-05:00Uh... yeah! Get me... everything!Brillighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13694582598855276158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-51057011564041061002008-07-16T11:40:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:40:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:40:00.000-05:00I am good, got Simon Delivers coming for the second to last - or maybe last time.<BR/><BR/>sigh<BR/><BR/>I could use a new pair of ballet flats...maybe something sparkly in size 7.5?Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08288191448338432734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-44787443397378562182008-07-16T11:33:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:33:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:33:00.000-05:00Psssht, groceries? You people have no imagination!<BR/>I would like some pretty, fancy-pants beaded flip flops...something comfortable, please...in a size 8M.<BR/>Also, a new bedroom set, and coordinating area rug. I trust your judgement. :)wafelenbakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17899158433656824631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-1729056117616482702008-07-16T11:30:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:30:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:30:00.000-05:00wm; a stack of hundred dollar bills would truly be perfection! thanks, hon!<BR/><BR/>mcgone; I want to answer sooo bad! but it's just TOO easy for me...ya know, being a Chicagoan and all! ;)MelOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17924407989662059788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-68517955682014304652008-07-16T11:22:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:22:00.000-05:002008-07-16T11:22:00.000-05:00"Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?"<BR/><BR/>Name the movie, win my heart.McGonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409696399536125443noreply@blogger.com