tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post3927268467057913758..comments2023-10-29T08:21:57.670-05:00Comments on Whiskeymarie: I'm the decider!Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-37789226513830843872008-07-10T17:59:46.388-05:002008-07-10T17:59:46.388-05:00i was picked for a criminal case once. too bad i c...i was picked for a criminal case once. too bad i couldn't drink after the crappy case.gorillabunshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03042060446755347826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-39747695262630372742008-07-10T15:36:36.285-05:002008-07-10T15:36:36.285-05:00When I'm on jury duty, I like to yell out, &qu...When I'm on jury duty, I like to yell out, "I object - to this sandwich" . Note the line above is where I pause and the where the bailiff's start walking toward me to cuff me. Then when I throw the "to this sandwich" line at them, there's not a damn thing they can do.Dr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-83173489523757520852008-07-10T15:15:24.356-05:002008-07-10T15:15:24.356-05:00Once you get on the jury be sure to sneak in some ...Once you get on the jury be sure to sneak in some airline bottles of al-key-hall bcuz you know could get sequestered.<br><br>Oh and your laptop too so you can stay in touch with your peeps.Staceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-85780451167257140692008-07-10T14:52:41.984-05:002008-07-10T14:52:41.984-05:00I would totally pick you for my jury, WhiskeyMarie...I would totally pick you for my jury, WhiskeyMarie!<br>Not that I've done anything wrong...Iheartfashionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08667011381331956751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-81517885317625741302008-07-10T14:38:04.747-05:002008-07-10T14:38:04.747-05:00Totally weirdly jealous. I've always wanted to...Totally weirdly jealous. I've always wanted to be on a jury, but I've never even been called for jury duty.punchlinewalkingwww.punchlinewalking.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-64283333836104221632008-07-10T14:33:29.857-05:002008-07-10T14:33:29.857-05:00Again...you paint a wonderful picture of jury duty...Again...you paint a wonderful picture of jury duty! Can't wait for my name to be called. Why is there always a stinky farter in a group? And if you tell the judge your thoughts on the cell-phone policy, maybe you will get some type of treat. <br><br>Off to get drunk! I'm so going to make out with myself.Renaissance Womannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-86794502738775269642008-07-10T14:08:27.074-05:002008-07-10T14:08:27.074-05:00Maybe you'll get another judge who uses one of...Maybe you'll get another judge who uses one of those penis pump things during trials.kirbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05781682537911777910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-51576665226015179532008-07-10T12:30:07.226-05:002008-07-10T12:30:07.226-05:00Oh my god - you have NO idea how hard I am hoping ...Oh my god - you have NO idea how hard I am hoping that you get picked for the final jury. This could be your springboard into international book fame (we all know you already have international, blog/cooking fame). I can see it now. It will be a groundbreakingly important and controversial case. There will be tampering, outbursts and a murder on the courtroom steps. It will all end with you writing a book, making millions and retirement to Fiji. Can I come to your book opening party?Lolliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02434675448319103586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-53921333585379431532008-07-10T12:25:38.081-05:002008-07-10T12:25:38.081-05:00Oh sweet jeezus. Call me when you're done wit...Oh sweet jeezus. Call me when you're done with all the jury bullshit.<br><br>The Longfellow patio awaits us.<br><br>xoxo<br><br>~SStacyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15424029704427606540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-68580499128190714582008-07-10T12:00:10.379-05:002008-07-10T12:00:10.379-05:00Did you get to meet Judge Judi? Didya? Didya?Ma...Did you get to meet Judge Judi? Didya? Didya?<br><br>Making out with my hand just won't be the same as when you make out with my hand.Freida Bee, MDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11489663202315694313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-21023429251262209672008-07-10T11:43:48.227-05:002008-07-10T11:43:48.227-05:00Wow! You must have seemed very level headed and u...Wow! You must have seemed very level headed and unbiased! Congrats!L Sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09852624970958809824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-483697951101280022008-07-10T11:22:22.674-05:002008-07-10T11:22:22.674-05:00...that someone sitting near me in the jury box fa...<i>...that someone sitting near me in the jury box farted...</i><br><br>Can't blame it on the cat this time, so you peg one of your fellow jurors. You are impossible. Confess, Whiskey!McGonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14409696399536125443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-31188362622845945692008-07-10T09:35:05.373-05:002008-07-10T09:35:05.373-05:00just don't do sudoku during the trial; you'...just don't do sudoku during the trial; you'd be in BIG trubs.diatribes and dishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14419143111495241752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-48611539248202333732008-07-10T09:26:32.846-05:002008-07-10T09:26:32.846-05:00Sounds like fun.Sounds like fun.dguzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01811101661607351661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-24893188252290374462008-07-10T08:49:12.753-05:002008-07-10T08:49:12.753-05:00Bringing da funk and being too sexy for one's ...Bringing da funk and being too sexy for one's shirt are both notoriously hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt. You might be looking at a mistrial.CDPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-73273493258548050672008-07-10T08:11:01.376-05:002008-07-10T08:11:01.376-05:00you'll prolly think I'm crazy but I loved ...you'll prolly think I'm crazy but I loved jury duty - we had this great group of people and after court was over we would all go get drunk! LOLcassee01http://www.blogger.com/profile/09325564420001013952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-75228959486969351312008-07-10T08:00:03.558-05:002008-07-10T08:00:03.558-05:00RE: "We the jury find the defendant guilty of...RE: <i>"We the jury find the defendant guilty of stealing our hearts."</i><br><br>Oh great. O.J. II. I've been waiting for the sequel.<br><br>We miss YOU, Miss Whiskey Marie. Put da smackdown on dat beyotch and send him up the river. Don't be goin' all Amber Frye on us.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12382180111464792854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-44939462272868211662008-07-10T07:31:19.095-05:002008-07-10T07:31:19.095-05:00Aren't you forgetting the judge who runs his c...Aren't you forgetting the judge who runs his courtroom at least a half an hour late at all times and picks his nose up to the second knuckle?Gwenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-51720183030088789402008-07-10T04:42:17.880-05:002008-07-10T04:42:17.880-05:00don't forget to be the foreperson. if it's...don't forget to be the foreperson. if it's not too late.Christahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07794189896082342213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-66853415010748091832008-07-10T00:50:40.057-05:002008-07-10T00:50:40.057-05:00well CONGRATS -- ah who am I kidding: HATEYOUHATEY...well CONGRATS -- ah who am I kidding: HATEYOUHATEYOUHATEYOU for getting a shot at a criminal trial and I never have gotten past the effing waiting room from OprahRachelRayfanbitch HELL :/~<br><br>But seriously:<br>""Yes, your honor. We the jury find the defendant guilty of stealing our hearts. He is guilty on all charges including: first degree bringing the funk and grand being too sexy for his shirt larceny."<br><br>He's just a gangsta of luv, don't hate a playa, hate the GAME.<br><br>;D love ya!Letty Cruzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01278251441828101436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-45000340739034970862008-07-10T00:43:54.422-05:002008-07-10T00:43:54.422-05:00You are so lucky. My jury pool has not been picke...You are so lucky. My jury pool has not been picked to go in for a trial yet. A monkey can hope though.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.com