tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post3246963036592565302..comments2023-10-29T08:21:57.670-05:00Comments on Whiskeymarie: You know? NO nose knows what I know.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-51487195288168617952008-09-09T16:56:24.100-05:002008-09-09T16:56:24.100-05:00You don't want mine.... I could sneeze on you ...You don't want mine.... I could sneeze on you to prove it come Spring time..Winterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14653668004506045043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-62197572115997048402008-09-09T02:55:08.651-05:002008-09-09T02:55:08.651-05:00I'd donate, but all my body tissues are filled...I'd donate, but all my body tissues are filled with Jameson. I may have a problem.pistols at dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-60423436517046666302008-09-08T00:27:25.545-05:002008-09-08T00:27:25.545-05:00Snot rockets for distance? Anyone? Next Olympic ...Snot rockets for distance? Anyone? Next Olympic sport? London 2012?Courtneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07769385010080141677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-92148654813810091042008-09-07T21:33:41.368-05:002008-09-07T21:33:41.368-05:00Wow, I never equated my allergies with cockroaches...Wow, I never equated my allergies with cockroaches in my sinuses. That just took the snotfest to a whole new level of disgusting!nancypearlwannabehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04356701520189971892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-71828983541748325202008-09-07T10:02:06.858-05:002008-09-07T10:02:06.858-05:00I've come to the realization that I will never...I've come to the realization that I will never be cool, even in non-allergy attack days. It's a liberating day when that happens, when you just don't give a fuck (pardon my language).<br><br>I never had seasonal allergies until about 5 years ago, and they've been getting slightly worse every year. Great. It doesn't help that the KC area is supposedly one of the worst places in the country in the allergen department.Flenkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17978621695330177014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-70493187158394372842008-09-06T22:09:28.418-05:002008-09-06T22:09:28.418-05:00I can so relate with you! hope you're better n...I can so relate with you! hope you're better now...Mariposahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05520502217532479038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-73347111089412895312008-09-06T14:15:17.043-05:002008-09-06T14:15:17.043-05:00Ugh. I am with you. I have ridiculous allergies.Ugh. I am with you. I have ridiculous allergies.Shamelessly Sassyhttp://www.shamelesslysassy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-30529691799510583382008-09-06T08:55:13.230-05:002008-09-06T08:55:13.230-05:00Uh Whiskey....Us guys don't use tissues for ou...Uh Whiskey....Us guys don't use tissues for our "nose"Moe Wanchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09995124727201317380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-77888035702324431362008-09-06T07:35:05.088-05:002008-09-06T07:35:05.088-05:00Hey! You know, I bet Rue McLanahan's cooch IS ...Hey! You know, I bet Rue McLanahan's cooch IS dusty. I mean, I'm sure when Golden Girls was prime time she was getting all the tail she could nail, but now that it's in syndication on Lifetime, I'm sure the well's dried up. As has her vadge, I'm sure. Whatever. Take a sudafed.diatribes and dishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14419143111495241752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-20466123667825483112008-09-05T17:19:03.056-05:002008-09-05T17:19:03.056-05:00I'll take your sinuses, and raise you one with...I'll take your sinuses, and raise you one with a "tamponaid" as it was known when they shoved that eight inch sucker up my left nostril last fall when my sinuses hadn't stopped bleeding for 3 days. The "tamponaid" has an air chamber in the middle, which they pumped up and taped to my cheek. Next time just let monkeys ass rape me and call it a day. Or is that being to graphic?Fancy Schmancyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-42835273469365654232008-09-05T13:44:47.165-05:002008-09-05T13:44:47.165-05:00You can't have my sinuses because they've ...You can't have my sinuses because they've been messed up since conception. I do have to say, I'm in DEEP LOVE with Puffs with Vicks. I will sit and smell them for hours but then again, I love the smell of Sharpies too.gorillabunshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03042060446755347826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-28525433405764276992008-09-05T13:18:55.694-05:002008-09-05T13:18:55.694-05:00I have horrible allergies and I'm in the midst...I have horrible allergies and I'm in the midst of allergy shots so I feel your pain. Get a "special" chapstick for your nose (like plain, a flovor you will never mistake to use on yer lips.. trust me on this, it really works to rid of the red flaky nose!<br>and teh specialty tissues are called "sniff" available for purchase at cost plus world market.Dothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636238565871803741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-70106803273413351402008-09-05T13:18:55.693-05:002008-09-05T13:18:55.693-05:00Shh, don't tell but I found getting high to ac...Shh, don't tell but I found getting high to actually help clear up my sinuses during allergy season. But you didn't hear that from me.Amayanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-73807038074579548902008-09-05T13:04:26.523-05:002008-09-05T13:04:26.523-05:00Ummm. . .I'd give you mine, but I too have hor...Ummm. . .I'd give you mine, but I too have horrible allergies. And I sneeze like 10 times in a row. Okay that's a lie. 7 times in a row. <br><br>In my sophomore year 8am chemistry class, my teacher said that if I sneezed 10 times in a row she would bring us in donuts. Guess who got donuts for the class??Idea #527http://www.blogger.com/profile/12544929733944996783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-74027772060189577442008-09-05T12:21:36.435-05:002008-09-05T12:21:36.435-05:00The fact that you even managed to do "it"...The fact that you even managed to do "it" whilst suffering like you are, well that is nothing short of amazing.Staceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18204021716893130292008-09-05T11:50:11.649-05:002008-09-05T11:50:11.649-05:00Wiggly or whistly = visible boogs. Ok I got it. I...Wiggly or whistly = visible boogs. <br><br>Ok I got it. It's written down. I'll not forget.LittlePeahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17890731735785145148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-20559137377812942862008-09-05T11:31:28.483-05:002008-09-05T11:31:28.483-05:00Uncle Bruce doesn't even let me wax his back a...Uncle Bruce doesn't even let me wax his back anymore. He insists on me doing his "Monkey down there." <br><br>I don't like Uncle Bruce's monkey.surviving myselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-29898766171255938642008-09-05T10:48:29.988-05:002008-09-05T10:48:29.988-05:00You wouldn't want my sinuses. They're a m...You wouldn't want my sinuses. They're a mess. But I will ask if you've ever tried chlorpheniramine? (Generic Chlor-trimeton.) It dries my snot right up, without putting me in a coma like Benadryl does. Plus, it also works on snotty, allergy-ridden cats. (And yes, I have one of those.)lizgwizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10907508137794025189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-22110352603994933142008-09-05T10:45:44.763-05:002008-09-05T10:45:44.763-05:00Bats in the cave. Good one.Bats in the cave. Good one.kirbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05781682537911777910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-90010733260570143972008-09-05T10:30:53.441-05:002008-09-05T10:30:53.441-05:00Here's Dr. Feelgood. Two dollah. : )<a href="http://www.lytrules.com/weblog/archives/papashango.jpg" rel="nofollow">Here's Dr. Feelgood</a>. Two dollah. : )Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12382180111464792854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-75483682540699745502008-09-05T10:05:17.697-05:002008-09-05T10:05:17.697-05:00John- I ain't afraid of no stinkin' voodoo...John- I ain't afraid of no stinkin' voodoo. But tell me more about this $2 physician anyways. Lord knows I like bargain health care.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-80966680901261760462008-09-05T10:03:57.661-05:002008-09-05T10:03:57.661-05:00Monkey- We'll discuss this in our session next...Monkey- We'll discuss this in our session next week. By the way, your insurance didn't cover last week. You owe me $150.<br><br>180/360- I'm a sad clown like that. <br><br>renata- "Her name is Rio...honk. And she dances on the...sniffle." <br><br>madwoman- Vicodin? Percoset? I'm flexible. <br><br>boredmando- Oh you poor dear- I feel your pain. I find that cocktails help in situations like this. <br><br>zibbs- I have used a paper bag. Of this, I am not proud. <br><br>stacie- It's the thought that counts, dear. I'm not a fan of the lotion so much either, but man oh man they do help the whole "flake" factor.<br><br>gwen- Nobody likes a braggart, little Ms. Fancynostrils. <br><br>pseudokim- I had a whistler the other day, waaaay back in the nostril. I blew so hard my eyeballs rattled, to no avail. <br><br>perfectly shelly- Yes to all of the above. I dug out a nasty tissue from the trash the other day when I had a severe "leakage" situation. I am gross. <br><br>poo- Thanks for offering! I won't wear perfume while using your sinuses, but I can't guarantee that they won't smell like bacon or that I'll return them at all. I'm more of a "taker" than a "borrower".<br><br>jon- You're cheesy. I like that. <br><br>r cubed- You've been talking to the witch doctors again, haven't you? No thanks, I'll take my allergy cocktail of zyrtec, benadryl and Patanol over that any day.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-71717422673165594332008-09-05T09:52:17.845-05:002008-09-05T09:52:17.845-05:00Haiti is the voodoo capital of the world, you know...Haiti is the voodoo capital of the world, you know Whisk. You could probably get those drippy things fixed for like, 2 bucks, by a rather scary looking alternative medicine "physician." Then you can cowgirl away! : )Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12382180111464792854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-86282189458597425422008-09-05T09:31:13.660-05:002008-09-05T09:31:13.660-05:00I've read that allergies can be reduced or cur...I've read that allergies can be reduced or cured by cutting out wheat, dairy, and sugar from your diet. <br>Ha ha! I know! WHO would do that? <br> <br>Thanks for the tissue review.rcubedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00453823338305164262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-6581649611370142852008-09-05T09:15:31.829-05:002008-09-05T09:15:31.829-05:00I sure hope you're not allergic to being funny...I sure hope you're not allergic to being funny, because I don't see that clearing up anytime soon.Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12217908639326143460noreply@blogger.com