tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post3002071296387074563..comments2023-10-29T08:21:57.670-05:00Comments on Whiskeymarie: I blame the cheese.Whiskeymariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18246254709432339762009-04-30T13:39:23.027-05:002009-04-30T13:39:23.027-05:00OUCH!!! I hope it feels better!!OUCH!!! I hope it feels better!!Idea #527http://www.blogger.com/profile/12544929733944996783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-54937957070662655172009-04-29T11:56:53.641-05:002009-04-29T11:56:53.641-05:00Aaaaaah! I should have heeded the grossness warnin...Aaaaaah! I should have heeded the grossness warning!nancypearlwannabehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04356701520189971892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-71604137144637569462009-04-29T10:20:27.002-05:002009-04-29T10:20:27.002-05:00Just a question and I'm surprised nobody asked...Just a question and I'm surprised nobody asked, but did you get to eat the cheese eventually? I mean, just wipe that shit off with a paper towel and serve, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-10844884581837308042009-04-29T08:19:12.111-05:002009-04-29T08:19:12.111-05:00I'm bothered by the angle. See, when I cut st...I'm bothered by the angle. See, when I cut stuff, the knife is <i>usually</i> perpendicular, not parallel to my fingers.<br><br>Were you perhaps using a paper cutter to slice this renegade cheese?<br><br>I as merely for information.T.J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/00896454250556155800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-26021394337981477942009-04-28T21:18:02.013-05:002009-04-28T21:18:02.013-05:00Bleedin' pirate wenches make me all hot in me ...Bleedin' pirate wenches make me all hot in me pantaloons.<br><br>Kissybooboo. : )Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12382180111464792854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-34946111931358505812009-04-28T12:50:02.028-05:002009-04-28T12:50:02.028-05:00If anything you are just drunk and hungry. That...If anything you are just drunk and hungry. That's all, Whiskey. You're not alone either. I drunk cook at least three times a week. Okay, five. Last week I was peeling some veggies and peeled the nail of my middle finger down to the quick. Mother of pearl, that hurt...The next morning. I didn't feel a damn thing when I did it. The week before that I grabbed a caserole right out of the oven; no mitts, realized what I did and threw it at the ground. "Splat", all over my bare feet. See, now that's just stupid shit right there. <br><br>Well, I hope you heal up soon. <br><br>-Much Anonymous love to youAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-12210204038213565592009-04-28T10:24:12.954-05:002009-04-28T10:24:12.954-05:00My husband cut himself opening a pack of cheese wh...My husband cut himself opening a pack of cheese while sober. And I'M the clumsy one at our house. Go figure.3carnationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15942247215569463561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-21355867304878065162009-04-28T05:14:54.073-05:002009-04-28T05:14:54.073-05:00Things not to do whilst drunk: anything with shar...Things not to do whilst drunk: anything with sharp objects, and iTunes.Grettahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09144169680823342189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-71469448786519256062009-04-27T15:47:02.922-05:002009-04-27T15:47:02.922-05:00So I'm guessing there will be no cheese with t...So I'm guessing there will be no cheese with the wine? Damn it!Suzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08679439923419645721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-69182867207242012372009-04-27T14:48:27.476-05:002009-04-27T14:48:27.476-05:00oh my darling. i am so sorry about your beautiful ...oh my darling. i am so sorry about your beautiful ring finger! <br>p.s. i had to make my blog private for a while - send my your email addie so i can let you in. xoxopshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04617702242780660717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-54816115329361332982009-04-27T13:12:39.149-05:002009-04-27T13:12:39.149-05:00Oooooh, I feel your pain, my sista. I cut and/or ...Oooooh, I feel your pain, my sista. I cut and/or burn myself every time I drink and cook.Fancy Schmancyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-53357713965162845802009-04-27T12:29:19.447-05:002009-04-27T12:29:19.447-05:00Ouchee! Ooh, so sorry for you! Hope you had some v...Ouchee! Ooh, so sorry for you! Hope you had some vodka to soak it in. Or should that be whiskey? ;)Chiadahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17797689664319916869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-18693129022875343912009-04-27T12:26:28.496-05:002009-04-27T12:26:28.496-05:00yikes. i did something like that once...drunkenly...yikes. i did something like that once...drunkenly preparing a swank dinner for some friends. chopping away at some thyme with a brand new & super sharp knife, i felt a tiny "knick" in my fingertip, & went on about my business. not more than a minute later i realize i'm bleeding all over everything & had cut the corner of my finger clean off...along with a good portion of the nail. <br>that shit bled for 4 days. talk about drama!audrahttp://arttochokeon.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-82074147997788003912009-04-27T12:08:16.998-05:002009-04-27T12:08:16.998-05:00good lordgood lordi am playing outsidehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05215282549913888007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-5736983967152352152009-04-27T11:45:55.528-05:002009-04-27T11:45:55.528-05:00Smooth move, exlax. I'm going to assume this ...Smooth move, exlax. I'm going to assume this explains why you didn't answer when I drunk dialed you this weekend.Gwenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-40204350580660397832009-04-27T11:20:12.306-05:002009-04-27T11:20:12.306-05:00When you said grossness and cheese I assumed this ...When you said grossness and cheese I assumed this was going to be a story about how you got all massively contstipated and then were finally able to go and...well nevermind.<br>Lets just say I was pleased to see a cut finger and nothing else.<br><br>If it helps any I cut my thumb while trying to push a potato through a fancy schmancy french fry cutter thing. It hurts like a sonafabitch. Small and stingy like a papercut.Staceyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01504441297464745715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-1512865954272352842009-04-27T09:37:21.065-05:002009-04-27T09:37:21.065-05:00Who hasn't cut themselves while cutting cheese...Who hasn't cut themselves while cutting cheese while drunk? People who haven't lived. That's who.diatribes and dishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14419143111495241752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-50438738440530054992009-04-27T08:56:35.477-05:002009-04-27T08:56:35.477-05:00I should take a picture of all my food related bat...I should take a picture of all my food related battle wounds. I often get sand looks when I wear tank tops and/or short sleeves. I have so many burns on my forearms that the scars look like I used to cut myself while listening to Radiohead.Student/Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16693196427445396212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-82994248451021217432009-04-27T07:33:02.086-05:002009-04-27T07:33:02.086-05:00I have to admit my butthole clenched up when I saw...I have to admit my butthole clenched up when I saw that picture; it's my reaction to a lot of things. <br>Fucking OUCH.<br>But please don't let this turn you against cheese. It's one of the only good things left in the world.Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-68186432432747275112009-04-26T21:31:06.016-05:002009-04-26T21:31:06.016-05:00Oh yeah, that looks like the work of an evil chees...Oh yeah, that looks like the work of an evil cheese. They're always going for the fingertips.punchlinewalkinghttp://punchlinewalking.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-54095666609243599042009-04-26T21:23:35.450-05:002009-04-26T21:23:35.450-05:00What kind of cheese?What kind of cheese?Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13506439769101836144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-54217059734653787402009-04-26T20:55:06.049-05:002009-04-26T20:55:06.049-05:00Owwwwwwwwwwwww!Owwwwwwwwwwwww!WendyBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-6746695790524324942009-04-26T20:33:40.272-05:002009-04-26T20:33:40.272-05:00Ouch. I made a similar cut once, similar circumst...Ouch. I made a similar cut once, similar circumstances, only it was my middle finger and resulted in some stitches and hilarious bandaged middle finger. <br><br>Hope yours heals well and quickly.Bubshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-80611156293552936742009-04-26T17:19:20.854-05:002009-04-26T17:19:20.854-05:00Yeesh, mama! I can't perform my job too well ...Yeesh, mama! I can't perform my job too well when I'm drunkety-drunk either. :) I regularly microplane my skin off, but its never looked quite that bad.180|360http://www.blogger.com/profile/02440839854732725686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4916811230646970708.post-27056223410739786852009-04-26T17:14:18.196-05:002009-04-26T17:14:18.196-05:00I cut off a chunk of fingertip once, but I didn...I cut off a chunk of fingertip once, but I didn't get the nail like you did. That looks nasty!Some Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06899082993897012313noreply@blogger.com