Comments on Whiskeymarie: Reason #125 why I have no friends.

IFGDT??? That is the BEST!I have a feeling that if...

2007-08-08T17:09:21.336-05:00

IFGDT??? That is the BEST!
I have a feeling that if I'd been drinking milk while reading this, it would be shooting out my nose.

I'm not averse to the text messaging, but I will n...

2007-06-27T20:31:58.783-05:00

I'm not averse to the text messaging, but I will not use the silly acronyms. Well, except WAMP. And maybe a few others on your list. Because they are awesome. But when a 38-year-old male included "WIWT" in a text message to me recently and I had to Google it to see what the hell he was saying, I knew the lingo-speak was not for me. I use complete words. T-Mobile T9 language is awesome that way.

Awesomely awesome, butrfly. I hate when I lose my ...

2007-06-26T16:15:57.854-05:00

Awesomely awesome, butrfly.

I hate when I lose my pants.
Especially at the grocery store.

I got to use WAMP this weekend!! (hehe, Kid Free W...

2007-06-26T12:04:49.906-05:00

I got to use WAMP this weekend!! (hehe, Kid Free Wknd) Of course, it was verbally, but whatever.

Me: WAMP?
TM: What?
Me: WAMP!? Oh, nevermind! Where are my fucking pants!? Methinks it's time to school you on the WM Lingo!

Oh dear Stacy. You so funny. Pooner juice.

2007-06-25T18:04:50.863-05:00

Oh dear Stacy.
You so funny.
Pooner juice.

Oh my dear funny god. I spurted beer all over my ...

2007-06-25T16:17:40.343-05:00

Oh my dear funny god. I spurted beer all over my laptop (and she liked it, dirty little slut she is).

Where were you like eight years ago? I could have used WAMP a number of times.

ps) nugget o' wisdom recently culled from the mind of Sweet Mecca: saline solution can be used to clean up some IFGDT. Hence, contact solution shall be known as PoonerJuice from here on out.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I will do my very b...

2007-06-25T11:21:41.524-05:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I will do my very best to incorporate this. I really think you're onto something here.

Yeah, the TYTE is going into my vocabulary tonight...

2007-06-25T09:26:10.310-05:00

Yeah, the TYTE is going into my vocabulary tonight at the gym. Thanks for that.

POOP and FUCK are already in my vocabulary. I will...

2007-06-24T23:44:57.112-05:00

POOP and FUCK are already in my vocabulary. I will gradually attempt to incorporate the rest into my vocabulary.

Nocturnal & Courtney- feel free to spread the love...

2007-06-24T12:18:53.034-05:00

Nocturnal & Courtney- feel free to spread the love- this'll be big, I tells 'ya.

Sugar- I'm way o technologically stunted to even attempt emoticons.

Other WM- Done and done.

Pea- You know I heart you too.

Jenn- Always happy to oblige a fellow snorter.

Flenker- I hate as I am not smart enough to figure stuff like this out. I don't even know what all the buttons on my phone mean.

kara- take them, tuck them away...you'll find the appropriate moment to drag them out.

Miss K- take pooner, use it, embrace it.

Maurey- you are way more hip to this stuff than I am. Remember- I'm old and crotchety.

Lollie- You. Are. So. Sweet. (smooch)

Butrfly- I think you'll find that you'll use WAMP quite a bit. Well, at least I do.

H- I was inspired by F for that one...

Rebecca- Way to embrace the lingo!

Sandy- I think TYTE is my favorite. Mostly 'cause I love the word tits.

Abbers- You give me warm fuzzies...

Metalia- I can't think of a reason to not love POOP.

Youch! I am laughing so hard, a little bit of snot...

2007-06-24T09:29:00.546-05:00

Youch! I am laughing so hard, a little bit of snot got dripped and snorted.
That was freaking hilarious.
Still snorting....

I do believe you have captured my heart with this ...

2007-06-23T21:19:13.492-05:00

I do believe you have captured my heart with this one. I am pledging my undying love right now.

IFGDT because of all the FUCK in my apartment dammit. CY for POOP because I may have caught something from the FUCK from last week that I lent you ok?

Well I for LIVE on text messages. So I'll spread ...

2007-06-22T19:56:14.607-05:00

Well I for LIVE on text messages. So I'll spread the word to my fellow texters. I expect "IFGDT" to big.

I FUCKING HATE TEXT MESSAGES! ok, I feel better n...

2007-06-22T17:35:26.463-05:00

I FUCKING HATE TEXT MESSAGES!

ok, I feel better now.

That was brilliant! Now, to be uber hip, you need to develop little emoti-cons to go along with them.

Oops of course that was supposed to say you don't ...

2007-06-22T13:31:37.408-05:00

Oops of course that was supposed to say you don't "want" anyone to jack you for your ideas...

You better put the copyright infringement thingy o...

2007-06-22T13:29:40.708-05:00

You better put the copyright infringement thingy on your blog if you haven't already because this is simply brilliant and you don't anyone to jack you for you ideas .

Heh, that was a good laugh. Some of the acronyms I...

2007-06-22T12:21:54.441-05:00

Heh, that was a good laugh. Some of the acronyms I come across makes me shake my head; yours should be adopted instead.

Cheers

OMHYMMSALTOh Mecca Honey, You Made Me Snort A Litt...

2007-06-22T11:30:12.697-05:00

OMHYMMSALT

Oh Mecca Honey, You Made Me Snort A Little There.

To answer- soon, please.

YCDSWAWDA? You Crazy Drunken Slut, When Are We Dri...

2007-06-22T11:28:37.842-05:00

YCDSWAWDA?

You Crazy Drunken Slut, When Are We Drinkin' Again?

WAMP is pretty great. And IMing isn't all it's cr...

2007-06-22T11:26:21.676-05:00

WAMP is pretty great. And IMing isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I already have several situations where I can use ...

2007-06-22T09:46:13.887-05:00

I already have several situations where I can use GAYA. Thankfully IFGDT isn't necessary at this moment, but I will tuck it away for those times when I would usually reach for the Vagisil, but now can no longer after their insulting commercials.

Any post that includes the word "pooner" will send...

2007-06-22T09:31:46.254-05:00

Any post that includes the word "pooner" will send me into hysteric fits of laughter. LOVE IT.

I have to disagree about the texting. While not a ...

2007-06-22T09:02:18.517-05:00

I have to disagree about the texting. While not a frequent texter, I find they do come in handy when I need to deliver information and still avoid a long coversation and awkward Minnesota goodbyes.

STIWIVYEDSee This Is Why I Visit You Every Day

2007-06-22T08:52:21.364-05:00

STIWIVYED

See This Is Why I Visit You Every Day

WAMP is my fave, too. Mainly because that's probab...

2007-06-22T08:02:49.624-05:00

WAMP is my fave, too. Mainly because that's probably the only one I'll be able to remember.

Have you ever heard of Bebo? That's the myspace of the youngin's. I can't understand half of what they say. But that's why they do it. my SIL and I looked into it and it started out as "hacker speak" so people couldn't find their conversations on a search. Now those lazy little shits will never learn to spell.

I gotta admit that I do use some of them. OMG, wth/wtf (depends on situation), ttyl (talk to you later), maybe a couple more.

I love/hate that picture. He's kind of like Ted the lawyer on Scrubs.